Muriel walks in the bookshop with a bag full of different types of tea to see if Crowley would want some.
"What do you have there kiddo.." Muriel put the bag down "So I stole some.. pounds...? From your wallet and bought a few things.." Crowley made a noise almost sounding like a growl as he spoke "You stole some pounds from my wallet without asking?!"
Back in heaven (🤓)
Aziraphale is staring out the window thinking to himself on how Muriel and Crowley are doing alone on earth. worrying him. "How are you feeling?" said the Metatron (😒) "Oh.. I'm doing quite fine today. Just thinking.."
Back on earth (once a fucking again)
Crowley mumbles as Muriel spoke. "Mr Crowley.. Are you okay.." "You know that feeling you get when you fuck shit up and you don't even know what to do anymore? Yeah thats what I'm feeling. Also kiddo. I'm not okay I feel like shit." Muriel got up as they opened the window curtains "Shall we go outside Mr Crowley? It's nice out.." Crowley got up as he grabbed a wine bottle and drinks some wine "No thanks kiddo." Crowley takes another drink of wine this time almost a full on chug. "Do you need to talk about things Mr Crowley.."
30 minutes later of Crowley venting. "It sounds like you both were something.. Is that right Mr Crowley?" Crowley looked at Muriel "Oh kiddo. We weren't together at all.." Muriel is confused trying their best to understand "I think I understand now.."
Crowley got up as he spoke "I'm going to my Bentley real quick." "Okay Mr Crowley!" As Crowley headed to the Bentley he opened the door and grabbed something.
The bottle of holy water.

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