Tank Fish Dead Ahead

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Here it is everyone. The one that you all have been waiting for, and one that I failed to deliver many times but I'm here to finally make up for it. Hope you all enjoy this.


Narrator: Well, it's finally here. It's been so long since last I've promised this back in Reaction Lane. Now time to return back to the Friends who hopefully have snapped back to reality after seeing those abominations of tanks.

Back with the Friends and Human....

Cellval: Let's all agree to never speak of this again, ok?

Brown Bear: Agreed.

Then, Narrator comes in.

Narrator: Yo, whatsup? Are you guys feeling well now?

Jaguar: Yeah.

Narrator: Good. Now you're going to watch something funny. A guy called Tank Fish.

Human: Woooooo!!! Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for! That's what it's all about!

Narrator: I figured you were expecting it so we're doing it now.

Kaban: Excuse me but who is this Tank Fish?

Human: A funny guy on Youtube.

Margay: Youtube?

Human: A very popular social media platform.

Sand cat: Social media platform?

Narrator: Ok, I think we should stop here. The more we try to explain to them, the more complicated it will get. Anyways, the video you'll be watching is called Dead Ahead. And don't worry, it won't be sad or anything. That's the name of the game they're playing on Roblox.

Hippo: Wha-

Human: It's a very popular video game and there are many fun games on it and Dead Ahead is one of them.

Ezo's eyes starts shining.

Hippo: Oh.

Narrator: Alright. Get to your seats and enjoy.

Video starts with a man standing on top of a very big platform with many strange stuff behind him.

[V]: Hi I'm Tank Fish. And I still don't know which side is port and which side is starboard on a ship. Why not just use... left and right?

A small graph of the ship's sides shows up on the left side.

Otter: So that's Tank Fish?

Human: Yes.

[V]: Welcome to Dead Ahead. A game where we kept making really unfunny puns.

Cut to a battleship in the distance.

[V] Tank Fish: That's an enemy battleship in front.

[V]: His friend: heh heh... death ahead.

Tank Fish groans in annoyance.

Campo Flicker: That wasn't that bad of a pun.

Narrator: Trust me. There will be a lot of unfunny puns to come.

[V]: This game is basically World of Warships but instead of you controlling the ship, it's you and a bunch of other Roblox speds controlling a ship.

Golden Snub-nosed Monkey: World of Warships?

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