Veteran: he was part of a football team in highschool.
Captain: people like to tease him because he's allergic to pistachios( people think he just doesn't like)
The gentleman: he can't swim.
Mr cheese: he cracked his head open when he was 12 by jumping off his roof trying to land on the trampoline but he missed and hit the metal rim part.
Stoner: he has been trying to successfully add weed to soda for years but each result has failed.( this something my brother has done)
Engineer: he used to be like 5"7" in grade 9 but randomly sprouted like to 6"0" halfway through the year (his legs finally became in proportion to the rest of his body)
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Seriously why is his legs longer then his torso.
Gnome: she used to smoke a pack of cigarettes every week but when she started dating engineer she started to quit.
