Player: alright guys, we gotta leave, stoner are you good to drive?
Stoner: heh heh heh.......no.
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Dum: cereal is a soup.
Player:huh?
Dum: yeah cereal is soup because it has little food pieces floating in broth, the milk is broth.
Player: NO, BROTH IS BROTH, MILK IS NOT A BROTH, DO YOU EVER LOOK IN A MIRROR AND THINK YEAH IM GOING BE AN IDIOT, NO, CEREAL IS CEREAL.
Alan:*comes in* my god.
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*Now it's time for pick up lines with stoner*
Stoner:Hey baby, are you my oven, because I left you on, wait, OH SH*T!
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*In a meeting*
Bro: sorry I'm late I was doing something very important
Engineer: *walking in* he pushed me down the stairs.
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Veteran: hey the gentleman.
The gentleman: yah.
Veteran: so random question, can people breath in a laundry machine?
The gentleman:.....where's Mr cheese?
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Engineer: what are the three stages of life
Player: birth
Stoner: what the f*ck is this
Captain: and death
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Stoner: you ever wanna talk about your emotions the gentleman?
The gentleman: no.
Captain: I do!
Stoner: I know captain.
Captain: I'm sad.
Stoner: I know captain.
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Bro: f*ck
Mother: we need to work on your cursing.
Bro: why? I'm great at it?
(In my au mother is kind of a mother figure to bro)
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Mr cheese: why does everyone assume I'm doing something dumb?
Mr egg: to save time.
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Player: I think before I do.
Dum: July 15th 2009
Player: THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH THAT MARSHMALLOW WAS IT WAS A LITTLE CRISPY.
dum: IT WAS ON FIRE!
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Gnome: GUYS IS ENGINEER SLEEPING OR DEAD?
bro: hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Stoner: yah same.
Engineer: first of all, f*ck you-
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Player: wake me up....
Captain: before you go-go!
Dum: when September ends...
Bro: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
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Veteran: YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY.
player: I can explain!
Veteran: WHILE I HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR FREE LIKE A CHUMP!
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Engineer: I am the smartest and most skilled of the crew!
Gnome: then why is your arm stuck in a vending machine engi?
Engineer: I paid for those gummy bears, and I AM GETTING THE GUMMY BEARS!
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Dum: player and I were crossing the road and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Alan: *sigh* what did player do?
Dum:he chased him to the red light and reached into his window and-
Player: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?!
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K I'm done. And tired. And sleepy.
