I won't stop
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The gentleman: you three, explain. Now.
Mr cheese: BRO DID IT!
Captain: BRO DID IT!
bro: BRO DID IT!
bro:
Bro: damn it.
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Stoner: vegetable oil is mad from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconut, so does that mean baby oil is made from-
Captain: STONER, one dinner! PLEASE!
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Mr cheese: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth.
Engineer: your a hazard to society.
Bro: and a coward, DO 20!!
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Veteran: if I punch myself and it hurts does that mean I'm really strong or really weak.
Player: I think it means your strong.
Mr cheese: nah, I think it means your weak.
The gentleman: I think your just an idiot.
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Captain: for self defense purposes, I'm gonna pretend to be a mugger. You guys have to act wisely.
Bro: ok.
Stoner: sure.
Captain: IF WANT TO LIVE GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
bro: bold of you to assume I have any money.
Stoner: bold of you to assume I want to live.
Captain: guy, no-
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Bro: baggy sneezed earlier and instead of saying bless you, I accidentally told him to shut the f*ck up.
Greaser: how did you manage to accidentally say that.
Bro,shrugging: I'm used to talking to engineer or player.
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Engineer:I've got the sharpest memory here, name one thing I've ever forgotten.
Captain: you left my at little Caesars yesterday.
Engineer: that was on purpose, try again.
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Player: I love when veteran is asleep.
Player: he looks so peaceful, so happy.
Player,pulling out a marker: it also makes him extremely vulnerable!
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Gnome: what's a word thats a mix between sad and mad.
Engineer: disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Captain: smad.
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Bro: your giving me a sticker.
Baggy: not just any sticker, it's a sticker with a cat on it saying "me-wow".
Bro: I'm not a preschooler.
Baggy: ok, Ill take it back if you don't-
Bro: woah, back off! I earned this sticker.
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Engineer: isn't it weird that we pay money to see others?
Player: plane tickets?
Gnome: concert tickets?
Stoner: prostitution?
Engineer,holding his broken frames:glasses...
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Gnome: when I said bring me back something from the beach I meant like a seashell or something.
Engineer, holding a seagull: well you didn't really specify that, did you?
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Baggy: do you wanna know how hardcore I am!?
Baggy: punches wall.
Baggy:
Baggy,tearing up: take me to the hospital.
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Captain: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Player: wasn't veteran with you?
Veteran: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Engineer: we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Stoner:.....your what?
Engineer: my friends.
Bro: is he saying "friends".
Mr egg: I think he's being sarcastic.
Bday: no,no,no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, engineer!! All your "friends" are in the other room.
Engineer: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I mad new friends! It was a task, I complete tasks.
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Player: good morning.
Captain: good morning.
Mr cheese: good morning.
The gentleman: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a little.
Veteran: MORNING MOTHERF*CKERS.
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Blondie: tell them off baggy, assert your dominance.
Baggy: that's my icecream!
Blondie: great, now let 'em have it!
Baggy: you can have it :)
Blondie: wait no-
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(Player is 14 in this one)
Alan: I'm not mad, player? I totally did this when i was your age, and I can't control the things you do, but..... Why do you need a fake Id.
Player: mumbling under his breath
Alan: what?
Player,sighing: you need to be 18 or over to hold the dogs at Petco.
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Player: why do you always attack us with words?
Bro: would you rather I use rocks?
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Engineer: I'm an idiot.
Stoner:
Player:
Captain:
Mr cheese:
Veteran:
Bro:
The gentleman:
Gnome:
Ninja:
Engineer:
Stoner: if your waiting for one of us to disagree, this will be a long day.
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The gentleman: WHY, why did you give Mr cheese a KNIFE!?
Mr egg: I'm sorry, he said he felt unsafe.
The gentleman: now I feel unsafe!
Mr egg: I'm sorry.
Mr egg:....would you like a knife?
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I hit 723 words on this!
