Mickey mouse crack house

part 11

Max:
I've been fucking this same bitch that my dad has been and I'm honestly starting to get really bored with her. I've been hearing rumors that she sleeps around with just about anyone. I'm not one to slut shame but damn I'm not trying to fuck the town whore.

Goofy:
Gaha, I'm so over this towns shit. i've just been trying to chill out but no one can calm down with all their drama. this morning that bitch i've been seeing called me and told me she has a std and that i should texted. i mean what the fuck is this shit. maybe if she didn't sleep with every breathing thing i wouldn't be having this problem.

???:
I'll be honest, it was not the best idea of mine to be sleeping around with a lot of people, but hey a girls gotta do what she's gotta do. If i'm being honest it wasn't my intention to sleep with a father and son but I mean who would turn down a good time.

Goofy:
i'm so fucked up rn. i came deal with this shit anymore. i guess im the dumbass for even hooking up with the mystery mouseketool. also why the fuck would max wanna hit that too... i haven't talked to max in a hot minute. i guess i should hit him up and see how he's doing.

Max:
My dad just hit my line asking me to come hang. I wonder if he knows I also slept with the mystery mouseketool and is wanting to talk to me about it.

Goofy:
shit i've been low on cash recently and if we're being straight up, i don't think mickey mouse club house is going to make it through this. that show is the only income i've been making. i'm ab to sue this bitch for the intent of giving me a std. she knew who i was and prob did this shit on purpose. time to get with max and get him in on this with me.