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Gordon Ramsey is potions master instead o' Slughorn
Sixth year
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"I am your new teacher, Gordon Ramsey. You may call me Gordon or Mr. Ramsey. Or chef. Honestly, I do not care. I am your new Potions professor, as Dumbledore has kindly assigned me. As sixth years, you will all be expected to learn certain potions, like how to brew Amortenia (bloody sex drugs, why it's in the cirrocumulus I don't know), everlasting elixirs and so much more! Now, if all of you would please page to page 17 in your textbooks."
y/n knew the new teacher very, very well. Famous Gordon Ramsey, renowned chef in the muggle world. She supposed, in the wizardry world, he was a mere wizard, but point remains. Y/n couldn't keep her eyes off Ramsey, even as he instructed Ron to pair with her and burrow her textbook instead of giving him one from the shelf like he did Harry. She couldn't keep her eyes off him in awe as he gently guided Melville through his failed potion, telling Draco off very gently that bullying isn't tolerated.
But most importantly, she couldn't keep her eyes off him after class, when she followed him to Snape's new DADA class, two bread slices in hand.
"SEVERUS, FUCKING, SNAPE!" Gordon yelled loudly, earning a startled glare from Snape.
Ramsey slapped and held the bread slices against Severus' greasy cheeks, "WHAT ARE YOU?" He demanded angrily. Snape tried pulling out his wand, but Gordon shot him a dangerous look.
"You're an idiot sandwich, Severus! Emotionally abusing your kids!? Fucking disgusting! My gran could do better, AND SHES DEAD! I've never, ever, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you. You greasy old prick! Go take a wash before I shove our into an oven and bake you into butter chicken, you fool!"
Severus was shaking with anger, but Gordon was already gone before the man could act out.
Y/n couldn't keep her eyes off the man as he now stormed back to his class, a nelville sitting there with a small smirk. "Good kid." Gordon said, slipping off his apron while patting Melville's head.
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