Keith= Keith (edgy bitch)
Lance= inneedofsexsendhelp
Pidge= Green Goblin
Hunk= honk
Shiro= shirt
Green Goblin created the group chat
Green Goblin named the chat "space gays"
Green Goblin added "inneedofsexsendhelp"
Green Goblin added "honk"
Green Goblin added "Keith"
Green Goblin added "shirt"
Keith: wtf why am I here
Shirt: LANGUAGE
Keith: 엿 먹어라
(A/n: I just used Google translate... Apparently this says fuck you 👀)
Shirt: you better be glad I have no idea what that means
inneedofsexsendhelp: these flies are having sex on my knees
Keith: tf is your username
inneedofsexsendhelp: its me, Lance
Keith: ik, you would be the only person to have that name.
inneedofsexsendhelp: ohh
inneedofsexsendhelp: You mean my username? It's in need of sex send help
Keith: yea, I noticed
Keith: also, if you really need help
Keith: I could always do you a favor
inneedofsexsendhelp: ; )
Green Goblin took a screenshot
Green Goblin: yk everybody can see your texts in the GC
Keith: shit
Keith deleted 2 message(s)
inneedofsexsendhelp: oh God
inneedofsexsendhelp deleted 1 message(s)
Honk: I just got here, what did Lance and Keith say after Keith said "yeah, I noticed"
Green Goblin: sorry spunk, I need this for blackmail :( I'll DM it to ya later bud, but don't show anyone K
Honk: mkay
inneedofsexsendhelp: PIDGE ISTFG DONT SHOE HANK
Keith: dunk can you please not look at it....
Honk: k... But only cuz ily guys so much <3
inneedofsexsendhelp: we don't deserve this goddamn angel
Green Goblin: agreed
Keith: agreed
Shirt: I
YOU ARE READING
⚠️HUGE WIP⚠️ Kangst+ klance one shots ❤️💙 (voltron)
Fanfic✨ oneshots✨ OBSEESED WITH MCR RN SO LOTS OF REFERENCES Also cringe warning af mostly fluff and Angst no lance angst cuz I'm bad at writing that might do the occasional texting story if I feel like it I WILL put trigger warnings at the start of cha...
