☾Swap AU☽

''Meeting SD-U''

Nicolas POV:

The disassembly Drone is.. talking to me?! I try to act tough, but I'm shaking so much.. ''Bro why are you shaking-'' The Disassembly Drone asks me. ''You tried to unalive me a minute ago-..'' I say, shakily. ''Oh uh.. Sorry about that but- Who are you?'' It asks me. ''Me?'' I respond with. ''No, that landing pod behind you- YES YOU-'' the Disassembly Drone yells at me. I get more nervous. ''I-I-I'm Nicolas..'' I mumble. I notice one of the Disassembly Drones yellow parts on their head is red. Maybe they might've knocked themself offline or something? Or did I do that.. ''Well, Nicolas. Are you knew to our squad? Your a bit uhh.. how do I explain this.. too short and not tough.'' The disassembly Drone says, criticizing me. ''Ouch..'' I mumble. ''Ugh- Fine, sorry.'' The Disassembly Drone says. ''Who are you?'' I ask. ''Pfft, like I'd tell you.'' They say, crossing their arms. I read the yellow thing on their sleeve. ''Serial Designation U?'' I ask. ''..God dammit. Yes, I'm U-'' U says. ''Well, nice to meet you! And now I'm gonna go-..'' I say, walking off. But something stings in my hand.. ''Biscuits!'' I mumble. ''Stung yourself? Just pop it in your mouth, our saliva helps it. Which is dumb in my opinion- But whatever.'' U says to me. ''Right.. Disassembly Drones saliva..'' I say, nervously. ''Hey, we should go into that pod you mentioned earlier..'' U looks confused for a moment. ''Fine.'' She says. I walk inside, with U following behind me. ''Uhh.. Mind doing me a favor?'' I ask, sitting down in a chair, and she sits down in a chair too. ''Whatever, what is it?'' U asks. ''Heh..''

*A few minutes later*

I take my hand out of Us mouth, since my saliva doesn't help nanite acid.. Robo-god I'm so embarrassing. ''I can't believe I agreed to that..'' U says, disgusted. ''Hehe..'' I laugh nervously. ''Hey uh.. are there more Disassembly Drones here?'' I ask. ''Well.. First there's T.'' U says, and tells me about T. She says he's a bit chaotic, but it's normal for Disassembly Drones? Makes sense. He can also be sweet at times, huh. Once U is done explaining about T, she says: ''But secretly.. I have a crush on him.. But if you frickn' tell him, I'll murder your in front of your mother-'' U threatens me. ''My mother is absent..''I say, nervously. ''Oh-'' U says. ''Just forget about what I said-'' U then tells me about L. Telling how she sucks up to the company JC Jenson and stuff, and other things. ''She's an a-hole.'' U says. ''Isn't that a little mean-?'' I ask, nervously. ''I like being mean.'' U says, proudly. Then there's noise outside. ''Oh, great, they are back.'' I quickly run out of the pod without U seeing. I gotta run fast..

Ts POV:

I notice a Worker out in the distance.. Perfect.  ''Oi, there's a Worker out there, that I kinda wanna make balloon shapes out of!'' My X disappears from my face. ''What's going on?'' I ask, looking at L and U. It seems L shut U off. ''Seems like the idiot knocked themself offline.'' L says, annoyed. L slaps them. ''Hey!'' I yell at L. L rolls her eyes. Then U turns on. U pauses for a moment, says something. ''Oh shoot-.. OH FU-'' U says, running off. ''IDIOT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!'' L yells. ''BITE ME!'' U yells, then pulls out her wings, flying out of sight.

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