Pawn to E4 (Highschool DxD)

The Devil is a Helluva Drug

Rias blinked as her phone rang. It was an eight-bit rendition of her favorite opening of Gutsy Ninja: Shippuuden. Sora had made it for her as a gift last Christmas, she kept it on her phone ever since.

She wasn't expecting a call this early into the night, and least of all from Sora of all people. It may have only been two weeks since he had become her pawn, but he had proven very capable when it came to fulfilling contracts.

Rias shrugged. "Hello, Sora-kun-"

[Send nudes!] An unfamiliar voice came through the phone.

Rias stared at her phone in shock, her jaw agape. "What!?"

[Dudes!] Sora shouted from the phone, his voice was muffled and several loud bangs echoed through the device. [Send dudes!]

[Oh! My bad, I... heard something completely different.] The other sounded genuinely apologetic. [We need help, send dudes! In a fight. Girlfriend has wings and glowy spears.]

Rias's jaw was agape before she shook her head, her expression serious. "Who am I talking to, and where the hell are you two?"

[Hyoudou Issei! Hikari Park by the fountain! Sora can't aim for shit!] Issei yelled. Another bang went off, one much closer. [Ah! You team-killing fucktard!]

[Talk shit, get hit!]

Rias hung up her phone and turned to Akeno in a panic. "We need to go. Hikari Park. Sora isn't ready to face a Fallen Angel so soon!"

Her eyes widened. "There's a Fallen!?"

A red runic magic circle bearing the crest of the Gremory clan appeared under Rias. "I'm readying the teleportation circle. Get in now!"

Akeno didn't even hesitate as she rushed to her King's side. Kiba and Koneko were out fulfilling contracts, and while Gasper had made some decent progress with his Gear, he wasn't up to fighting status just yet. And while Sora had made some, quite frankly, alarming progress in his magic training, it would hardly be effective against the supernatural without greater study in advanced enchantments.

In a red flash they were immediately transported to Hikari Park and where met with the sight of Sora aiming a large, high-powered rifle at a fallen angel dressed in one of the most skimpy outfits she had ever seen... and they were devils, they'd seen some pretty kinky stuff even at their age. Sora's school uniform was cut up in several places; he was bleeding from several small cuts and even nasty gash in his right side. The Fallen Angel only looked a little better off, while she wasn't bleeding, she did have many painful looking welts all over her body. Issei looked confused and terrified, but otherwise unharmed, he had a gun in his hand trained on the Fallen.

The Fallen snarled at Sora. "I keep blowing up your guns and yet you still pull out more. Just what kind of Sacred Gear do you have!?"

Sora scoffed. "Only a braindead idiot would confuse advanced Transmutation Magic with a Sacred Gear."

He had a confident, almost arrogant looking grin on his face, but the blood and sweat soaking into his clothes along with his heavy breathing spoke a different story. He could barely even hold that rifle up anymore.

"Excuse me!?" The Fallen yelled indignantly. "What did you just call me!?"

"You heard me, you rat with wings. You're lucky I'm using rubber bullets instead of real ones!"

"You are so dead!" She charged the obviously exhausted Sora.

Rias didn't give her the chance. Black and red energy gathered in her hand and she pointed it right at the Fallen, and released a ball of volatile demonic power.

The Fallen barely noticed it in time. "The hell!?" She jumped back just before it hit her, the concrete where she once was being eaten away by the energy like some kind of fast acting acid. "Who the..."

Rias clicked her tongue. "Tch. I was sure I'd get her with that alone."

Akeno took a step forward with a smile, electricity arcing across her arms. "Then I suppose it's my turn?"

The Fallen turned to face the two, her eyes widened. "That red hair... you're the Gremory Heiress!"

"Wonderful, we can skip introductions." Rias said coldly, before her face morphed into one of fury. "Now, let's get to the part where I erase you for attacking my servant!"

Akeno blinked, and glanced at Rias worriedly. Oh my, I haven't seen her this angry since she found out about her engagement. She moved her gaze to the injured Sora; her mind brought her back to the memories that lead him to his fateful place among their Peerage. Though I can understand her feelings. Seeing him in such a state again... I really want to kill this bitch myself!

"Dammit all." The Fallen looked between the four of them and took a step back, she was absolutely seething at her failure to do... whatever the hell she was trying to do. She jumped off the ground, her wings flapping and bringing her higher into the air. "I won't forget this!"

Rias looked at her retreating form with disdain. "Akeno?"

Akeno smiled sadistically. "With pleasure~"

"Wait!" Sora threw an arm out, blocking Akeno's line of sight.

She was taken aback by his actions. "E-Eh!? Sora, what are you-"

"Just give me a second!" He exclaimed as a dozen magic circles formed over his hand, the circles sparked before closing in on each other, a special looking bullet. He loaded the bullet into the rifle and looked into the scope, aiming at the Fallen. "Annnnnnnd..."

BANG!

Akeno's superhuman senses allowed her to see the bullet mid-air, just barely though. But it was enough to trace the trajectory...

"Aaargh!"

Just as the bullet impacted the Fallen's left ass cheek, the bullet shattered on impact and released some kind of spell, but she couldn't make out what as the Fallen's flying went out of control and she began back flipping rapidly.

It took her only a few seconds to regain control, she turned around and glared daggers at Sora. "You shot me in the ass you piece of shit!"

Sora gave his trademark shit eating grin. "You toyed with the hearts of one of my best friends and tried to kill him, you didn't honestly think I'd let you off without a proper spanking, did you?"

She shook in rage. "I swear I'll kill you!"

"You're welcome to try. Now flock off, feather-face!"

The Fallen flew away as fast as she could, her form melting with the night sky.

Sora let out a deep, pain-filled, sigh as she finally disappeared from sight, and sat down at the fountain, pressing his hand against the gash in his side. "Rias, Akeno, you two are a sight for sore eyes, that's for sure."

Rias and Akeno rushed over to his side immediately. "Are you okay!?"

Sora winced as Akeno placed her hand over his wound, a magic circle appearing over it for a few seconds before disappearing.

She nodded to herself. "There, that should numb the pain for now."

Sora gave her a smile. "Thanks, that hurt like hell."

Rias crossed her arms, accidentally emphasizing her bust. She was obviously trying to come across as strict, but it was obvious how much she was trying to hide her worry. "Why did you stop Akeno from killing her?"

Sora snapped his fingers, and red energy flowed from his hand, quickly forming a map of Kuoh, a purple dot racing through the city. "Tracking spell. Why waste time hunting the rest of them down when she can lead us straight to the crow's nest herself?" He finished with a smug smirk.

Rias looked at him incredulously. "You shot her in the ass with a tracking spell?"

He shrugged. "I mean I was going to just shoot her in the back, but she had a really nice ass. It was distracting. Plus I gave her a little something-something to remember me by."

"What is going on!?" Issei finally shouted, unable to simply surge off or process these random shocking events anymore. "What, what was that with Yuuma-chan? Why did she gain stripper ─ although awesome ─ clothing and wings? Fallen Angels? Devils?" He gestured towards the revolver in his hand. "Guns? Why do you have so many guns? How did you even get a gun!?"

Sora turned to Issei with a wry smile. "Glad to see you made it out unharmed."

"I..." Issei finally noticed that his legs were shaking. "Y-Yeah."

Sora tried to stand up, but swayed on his feet, Rias at his side keeping him from falling over. "Listen, I understand how confused you are, trust me. But right now I'm kind of bleeding out. I'll explain everything tomorrow at school once I get patched up."

He snapped his fingers again, the gun in Issei's hand sparked red.

"Woah! What the hell was that!?" The pervert yelled.

"I turned the safety off, the gun is now using live ammo instead of rubber bullets. Use it carefully and don't point at anyone unless you want them dead. Got it?"

Issei blinked, paled, and looked at the gun in his hands warily. "G-Got it."

A large magic circle appeared under Sora, Akno, and Rias, and in a red flash, they were in the ORC clubroom. Sora collapsed into the couch.

"Fuck. I hate how this teleport thing only works with members of the Peerage." Sora complained. "I'd feel better knowing he was safe instead of out in the open."

"Worry about yourself right now, dammit!" Rias snapped. "Do you have any idea how worried I was!?"

Sora winced. "Oh boy. She's in full mama bear mode."

Akeno poked his wound, making him hiss in pain. "My my, this silly boy seems to have already forgotten that we forbade him from dabbling in Transmutation Magic after he nearly blew up his hands trying to make guns a week ago."

Sora paled a bit before going on the defensive. "L-Listen. I don't feel safe going outside, or doing contacts without a surefire way to defend myself." He let out a shaky breath. "And I unlike everyone else... I don't have that. I'm... vulnerable."

Rias's expression softened. "Sora..."

"A-And besides," He gestured towards the rifle, "I figured it out. That means something... right?"

"It does," She said as she began removing Sora's blazer and shirt to get a better look at his injuries, "Impressive doesn't begin to cover it. But you put your life at risk, and so soon after you died." She and Akeno began using magic to stop the bleeding. "We're just..."

"Worried." Sora finished for her.

"Yeah ..."

Sora brought her into a hug. "I'm sorry."

Akeno applied another spell to disinfect the wounds and destroy the holy power tainting his body. "We don't want to lose you again."

"...I'm sorry." He apologized again.

Rias cupped the side of his face in her hands and smiled with relief. "What matters is that you're okay. You're alive."

Sora's face dusted red. "I... thanks."

Akeno smiled and hugged him from behind. "Good. Now be a good boy and strip~"

Sora blinked. "Eh?"

Rias looked at Akeno stunned. "Akeno!"

"What? He needs to clean himself of all that blood." Akeno reasoned. "And this time we get to force him into the club room shower he hates so much~"

Sora groaned. "How and why does that thing work the way it does? Even before the whole devil thing that damn bath defied all notions of common logic." He paused. "I swear if you say-"

"Magic." Rias gave Sora a shit eating grin to rival his own.

"You've been waiting two whole years just for that haven't you?"

"Guilty as charged~"

Akeno chimed in again, this time in a more mocking tone. "We should also go in with him since the big strong man is too weak to stand up by himself~"

"As amazing as that sounds... shouldn't I get patched up first or something?" Sora pointed out.

"That will come afterwards," Rias explained, "Devil Kings can heal their pieces of almost any injury by bathing them in their own demonic energy."

"It works best while naked~" Akeno whispered in his ear.

Sora went red down to his neck. "Ah, lewd and convenient, one of my favorite combinations."

"Good." Akeno's hands slowly moved lower and lower down his stomach. "Now strip~"

"If Issei finds out about this I'll never hear the end of it."

[-]

A peaceful nap was a gift that Dohnaseek rarely was able to enjoy. It was not because of anything he did in particular but rather because of everyone he worked with. Well Kalawarner might not really apply to that even though she could be classified as a sadistic bitch, but that honestly applied to nearly all Fallen women, she was rather normal all things considered.

It was the others who honestly made it nearly impossible to sleep.

A gaggle of damn humans, most notably a clearly insane fool who was able to balance whether or not he was more trouble than he was worth. A loud annoying brat who was obsessed with looking "cute". And finally an idiotic holier than thou bitch of a leader-

SMASH!

"Those piece of shit fucking devils!" Raynare shouted, destroying the rare peace and quiet of the decrypt Church alongside the doors she kicked off the hinges.

"I'm assuming things didn't go as planned?" Dohnaseek asked rhetorically underneath his wonderful and precious fedora, wondering what he did wrong to get him here - oh wait, probably when he was forsaken by God after realizing that battle was life's most precious pleasure.

"Shut the fuck up Dohnaseek, before I burn that ugly old hat of yours to ash!" Raynare spat back with far more fire than usual.

He instinctively put a hand on his hat as she walked past the pew he was resting on towards the quarters she used as her room.

"My plan was going absolutely perfect, I brought that pathetic little loser to just the right spot, had that worm actually think I was happy, and then right as I was about to kill him that - that fucking devil ruined it!" Raynare continued to rant as she was about to leave the room until she stopped when she heard something.

The sound of Mittelt's muffled giggling.

"The fuck is so funny you titless jailbailt!?" He could hear Raynare growl only for the giggling to start evolving into laughter.

"I - ha! Wow at first I thought you'd just got your ass kicked by some Devil or something, but damn was I wrong!" Mittlets laughs started to become less restrictive. "But heheh - man, who would have thought you failed your little pet project because of some guy you thought was cute!"

Dohnaseek raised an eyebrow. Wait, how did she know it was a male?

"Haaaaa. I mean I know Kalawarner is a big enough slut to fail to kill a random human because of some guy's dick, but she isn't nearly as bad as you!"

Three things immediately happen after that.

First: Raynare screamed bloody murder whilst creating a Light Spear.

Second: He heard the sounds of heels as Kalawarner entered the nave, no doubt attracted by the noise - or just Mittelt bad mouthing her, you could never be too sure with Fallen women.

Finally: He adjusted his immaculate fedora so the rim was out of his line of sight and saw how much of an utter mess Raynare was. Her raven locks, which she usually kept somewhat neat, were in a total disarray. Her body was covered in a thin sheen of sweat and a myriad of bruises, some as small as insect bites while others as large as large yen coins.

But the most notable thing was-

"What the fuck are you talking about you little bitch!?" Raynare screeched, pointing her light spear at the lolita, who was now openly laughing, holding her stomach. He could hear Kalawarner try but completely fail, saying something which instantly got Raynare's attention. "Fucking what!?"

"I - It's well because-" Kalawarner tired and failed to explain.

"The new tattoo you have on your ass. I'm guessing Sora is the devil?" He looked at the drawing covering a large portion of Raynare's left ass cheek. It was a simple pink heart with a ribbon coming through it, though instead of a name or something traditionally romantic, it instead said: Property of Kawakami Sora~

It was absolutely hilarious, and combined with everything else it painted a pretty specific scenario. Something that not only Mittelt found hilarious, but Kalawarner was trying, and failing, to hold back her own laughter, and Dohnaseek himself was sporting a shit eating grin he made no attempt to hide.

Raynare froze for a second before turning around and rushing towards her quarters.

Ten seconds later everyone for several blocks could hear Raynare scream. "I'LL KILL THAT PIECE OF SHIT DEAD!"

Only now did he start openly laughing alongside Kalawarner and Mittelt.