Sunday September 7th, 2014
SMG5: After a crazy world cup, me and the boys then decided to do some science. Surely, nothing can go wrong. Right? It then cuts to Bob-omb Battlefield.
Smg4, to Mario: Mario, is talking to Goombas even a good idea?
Mario, to Smg4: Of course! This is for science!
SMG5, to Mario: I don't think that talking to Goombas is a form of science, Mario.
Mario: Well, I'm still going to try anyway. He then approached two Goombas whilst wearing a Goomba head. Mario tried to communicate by saying what's up to the Goombas, but the Goombas didn't understand what Mario said.
Smg4, to Mario: Speak goomba you idiot!....
Mario: Oh, right. He tried to speak goomba again, but they still didn't understand him.
SMG5, to Mario: Seriously Mario?
Smg4: Stupid. Mario then had an idea.
Mario: I know. I'll do the meeting call!
SMG5: What? Mario then started to do the Heavy Ya Ta Ta Ta noise from Tf2. Unfortunately, the goombas couldn't stand the noise and one of the goombas and a nearby koopa blew up because Mario also stomped on the other goomba. But then, when Mario least expected it, an entire army of goombas appeared and surrounded him.
Smg4: Ehh, close enough.
SMG5, to Mario: Don't worry Mario. I'll move them away. And with a simple flick from his hand, Noah force throwed the goombas away.
Mario, to SMG5: Phew, thanks SMG5. He then turns to Smg4. And thank YOU for helping, Smg4 >:(
Smg4, to Mario: Oh hey! No problem :)
SMG5: He was being sarcastic.
Mario: You know what, screw this! Imma go and play with the chain chomp instead! And he began running towards it.
SMG5, to Mario: I wouldn't do that if I was you, Mario. Smg4 was also screaming at Mario to get away. But unfortunately, the chain chomp launched himself at Mario and successfully attacked him, causing Mario to lose 40% of his power.
Mario, to Smg4: What is it?!
Smg4, to Mario: Don't go near that dog! You might release it you idiot!
SMG5, to Mario: Smg4's right Mario. Step away from the chain chomp. If you don't, then I'll take away your pizza's.
Mario: Ok, ok, Fine. I'll step away. Meanwhile Bob-omb Sargent 1 was watching everything that was happening.
Bob-omb Sargent 1, whilst throwing down his binoculars: OH H*LL NO! He then turns to Bob-omb Sargent 2. They took our Jobs!
Bob-omb Sargent 2, to Bob-omb Sargent 1: They took our Jobs?!
Bob-omb Sargent 1, to Bob-omb Sargent 2: They took our jobs!
Bob-omb Sargent 2, to Bob-omb Sargent 1: Not on our watch! After he said that, the cannon at the beginning of the level appeared from the ground.
Giant shy guy, appearing in the cannon: Hello!
Bob-omb Sargent 1: FIRE! Then BOOM! the giant shy gut flew in the air whilst 'I believe I can fly' played in the background. Meanwhile...
SMG5, looking up in the sky: Erm, Mario? Mario then looks up.
Mario: Uh oh. the giant shy guy flattened Mario to the point where he was a human pancake.
Smg4: GASP!! And he ran towards the pole. ARE YOU OK POLE!?
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