Halt: Hey, black man.
Screech: 'Sup, black?
Figure: I love ya black.
Seek: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BLACK!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO RACIST!!
Halt and Screech: *laughing their asses off*
Seek: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THAT'S SOME RACISM HERE!
Figure: *tries to not laugh*
Seek: Can't this guy get equal rights here?!
Screech: H-h-HAHAHA!!! NOOO!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Seek: I'm gonna get revenge...
Seek: Hey guys, I'm black! Lmao!
Figure: Now you're being racist to yourself, Seek.
Halt: H-H-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Screech: B--BRO- C-CALLS HIMSELF BLACK!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!1!1!!!!11!!!!1!
Seek: And you, Screech, aren't YOU also black? It's a relationship with you and me.
Screech: W-WAIT! I AM?!?!!!!
Halt: Come to think of it, Screech, I see that you're black. Can you see him black, Figure?
Figure: I'm blind, mother-
Halt: And you're RED!
Figure: That's racist!
Seek: Halt, you're Captain Underpants!
Halt: WHATATATATAA?!!!
Seek: You're wearing underpants now!
Halt: Well, you're wearing them, too!!!
*Silence comes in the room*
Silence: 'Sup, guys! Hello, Seek! How's it going!
Seek: Silence, I have a question.
Silence: Uh...sure??
Seek: Am I black?
Silence: Seek. Don't you know that's racist?
Seek: Tell me, Silence. Am I black?
Halt: Bozo!!!!
Silence: Greed can help with that?
Seek: Sure.
*Greed comes in*
Seek: YO, GREED, AM I BLACK?!
Greed: I have no eyes, squid brain.
*Depth comes in*
Seek: DEPTH! AM I BLACK?!
Depth: OF COURSE YOU ARE, SEEK!
Seek: *starts to stomp on Depth*
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Red: Say 'ara,' Purple.
Purple: Say, what the fuck, Red?
Red: Say it if you love Orange.
Orange: *doing puppy eyes*
Purple: *sighs*
Purple: Fine.
Red: Also, wear this cat tail. Plus these cat ears.
Purple: *puts them on*
Red: Now say it.
Purple: Ara...
Red: Say it cringe!
Purple: Ara~
Orange and Red: *gets nosebleed*
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Figure: Remember how we met, Seek?
Seek: DON'T REMIND ME.
Figure: You were alone that time and-
Seek: Stop, Figure.
Figure: Then I went to you-
Seek: SHUT UP-
Figure: I pulled you pants and undies off-
Seek: MOTHERFUCKER-
Figure: And I fucked you.
Seek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Boyfriend: What's up, my love?
Girlfriend: I love you~
Boyfriend: UwU
Girlfriend: EW, GET AWAY FROM ME I'MA DATE THAT SEEK MONSTER INSTEAD-
Boyfriend: *runs off crying*
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(This is security breach!)
Freddy: Say, Chica...
Chica: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
Freddy: I want to compliment you.
Chica: REALLY?! :D
Freddy: You're fat and ugly. All you want is pizza.
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Amanda: Wooly, want to play with me?
Wooly: NO! YOU'RE TOO UGLY!
Amanda: ;-;
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Seek: Yo, Figure! I'ma send a nuclear bomb over to the Rainbow Friends!
Figure: DO IT, SEEK!
*BAM!!*
Red: AAAAAAAA!!!!
*Orange dies*
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Sundrop: Wanna kiss me, Moondrop?
Moondrop: HELL NO!!
Sundrop: LET'S KISS!
Moondrop: AAAAAAAA!!!
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Halt: What's your lucky number?
Seek: 4.
Figure: 4.
Jack: 9.
Hide: 8.
Screech: 13.
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(Alright I finished homework :D)
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Randomso this just contains random things from fandoms!! :] i will be taking requests, but so smut or none of the sex stuff. i will do fluff, angst/comfort, etc. soooo tysm thatlittlesimp31 and tbnoob for encouraging me in this oneshot!! :3 u may go on~