Seek: Yo, guys! Want to do spring cleaning?
Screech: Man, do we have to?!!!
Seek: No.
Screech: Good!
Seek: If you want Timothy to have spider babies and they break your ipad.
Timothy: I'M NOT A FEMALE!!!
Seek: Then you're male?
Timothy: No.
Seek: Then what are you?
Timothy: I'm a spider.
----Later in the day----
Timothy: *comes to Seek*
Seek: DANG, YOU GOOD, TIM?!! YOUR STOMACH-
Timothy: DON'T CALL ME TIM!
Seek: YOUR STOMACH IS BIG!!!!!!
Timothy: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!
Seek: Tim-
Seek: I mean Timothy, are you pregnant?
Timothy: HELL NO! I'M NOT A FEMALE!
Halt: *bursts in the room*
Halt: GUYS!!!!!
Timothy: HALT!!!!
Halt: TIMOTHY IS-
Timothy: SHUT UP-
Halt: PREGNANT!!!!!!
Screech: Mmm, okay.
Timothy: I JUST ATE A LOT, NO WORRIES!!!
Halt: THE NURSE SAID TIMOTHY IS PREGNANT!!!!
Ambush: Congrats, Timmy!
Timothy: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!
Ambush: Timmy-
Timothy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Glitch: Congrats, Timothy. You're babies are coming out tomorrow.
Timothy: WHAT DA FUUUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Glitch: You're going to have 107 babies!
Timothy: DAMN-
----The Next Day----
Timothy: I HATE MY BABIES-
Rush: Aww! They're so cute!
Timothy: KEEP THEM THEN!!
Seek: Why don't you love them?
Timothy: YOU KNOW WHY?! I THINK I'M GAY!
Seek: WHATATATA?!!! WITH WHO???!!!!!!!
Timothy: You wouldn't want to know...
Seek: Damn, just tell me!!!
Timothy: Fine. I love thatlittlesimp31 and tbnoob.
Seek: YOOOOO-
Timothy: Don't laugh at me. I think that they think, "HOW CAN A SPIDER LOVE ME?!!!"
Seek: DAMN!
Seek: YADADDAADDA!!!! FIGURE!!!!! TIMOTHY IS-
Timothy: SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
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