Pull us out! Muichiro x reader x Tanjiro

Chapter 4

a/n: let the games begin 😈 

Also take a moment to admire the bean.

I've been feeling like our baby Tanjiro needs some POV time and a lots of love from Muichiro and Y/N. So our bby is gonna be happy 😭💕

The song of the chapter:

"Mamma Mia" by Amber Van Day

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Tanjiro POV:

Last night was.. interesting I must say.. tho I didn't understand really what did Y/N-San say or why does she dislike Muichiro so much?

the previous night:

I was standing near the counter, mixing the ingredients for some sauce, and we already ate pizza, it was so delicious! Y/N-san is a great cook, but as we were slayers, and needed so much food for our training, it wasn't enough for the three of us. So Y/N proposed to make pasta with tomato sauce. I only ever tried the ramen so everything new is so fascinating! We're really in the future.. there's so much advanced stuff like.. hmm.. the black box! Y/N called it a television and it can show something called.. uhh.. mo-movias? No, I'm pretty sure it was movies. Yesh. We even saw one, it was called 'The suicide squad', it disturbed me a bit but Muichiro and Y/N were having a blast, I think that was the first time they ever bonded with each other.

A soft crack slaps him out of his trance.

'Oh no.. they're arguing again. It's like the fourth time today..' I sigh and turn around to watch what is it this time. 

"MUICHIRO BUT THE DAMN PASTA BACK." Y/N pointed at Muichiro who was holding the sacred pasta with two hands.

"If it's half then it's going to take less to boil, you dumbo." Muichiro applied more force on pasta.

"Last warning before I go full Italian on yo ass."

"Jeez. It's just pasta.. plus I'm right, and I'm hungry so the faster we cook the faster we eat." And with one motion, he broke the pasta in two.

Thick silence invaded the room.

"NON L'HAI APPENA FATTO DAVVERO.. TU BRUTTO NEGRO DI MERDA. MINCHIA TUO NONNO BONAZZO TI HA FATTO FARE LA STESSA FINE E ERI INUTILE NELLA BATTAGLIA FINALE PERCHÉ ERI GIÀ CON TUO FRATELLO A MARCIRE SOTTO UN PONTE. GIURO SU DIO CHE SE LO RIFAI ANCORA UNA VOLTA NON SOPRAVVIVERAI FINO IL GIORNO PROSSIMO. HAI CAPITO RITARDATO DEL CAZZO?"

(translation: YOU DIDN'T REALLY JUST DO IT.. YOU FUCKING NIGGER. DAMN, YOUR FINE GRAMPA MADE YOU DO THE SAME END AND YOU WERE USELESS IN THE FINAL BATTLE BECAUSE YOU WERE ALREADY WITH YOUR BROTHER ROTTING UNDER A BRIDGE. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IF YOU DO IT AGAIN YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE UNTIL NEXT DAY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND FUCKING RETARD?)

"WAS THAT ITALIAN? YOU'RE SO WEIRDER THAN I THOUGHT." Muichiro shook his head in disappointment. No one in that room will ever know what did you say just now.

"Kys."

I'm sure they will get along well in the future! I will be there to help them. (a/n: Tanjiro don't, it's definitely not a good idea.. the will get along WAY too well."