Situations (🧡)

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This is basically texts but in person

Balloon: Hey Nickel

Nickel: What

Balloon: When is the next time we're going to have sex

Nickel: You've already almost gotten me pregnant like 5 times so when I'm ready

Balloon: Ughhhh but you said that 2 months ago

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Balloon: Alright Nick I'm going to get my hair cut

Nickel: NO

Balloon: Wait why

Nickel: BECAUSE

Balloon: Why am I not allowed to go get my hair cut

Nickel: Because I like it the way it is

Balloon: Awwww

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Balloon gets a phone call and picks it up

Balloon: Hello

Nickel: Hello Balloon

Balloon: Wtf

Nickel: What's your favorite scary movie

Balloon: Nickel get out of the closet

Nickel: Damn it

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Balloon: Hey Nickel

Nickel: Yea

Balloon: Can you come here for a second

Nickel: Sure

Nickel walks to Balloons room in their apartment

Nickel: Yea what'd you need

Balloon: Help me decide what Halloween costumes to get for us

Nickel: No

Balloon: Whyyyyy

Nickel: I have a collage degree I am not going to waste money on something I'll wear once and never again

Balloon: Pleaseeeee

Nickel:.....

Balloon:......

Nickel: Alright fine

Balloon: YAY

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Balloon: Hey Nick

Nickel: What's up

Balloon: You remember how you were like a theater kid in high school

Nickel: Yea why

Balloon: What was your favorite show that the school did

Nickel: Definitely Catch Me If You Can

Balloon: Why is that

Nickel: Because that's where I met you

Balloon: But you hated me when we met

Nickel: Oh yea I forgot about that

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Nickel and Balloon are walking down the street holding hands casually as you do when some homophobic douse bags walk up to them

Douse bag #1: F@GG0TS

they rode away on their skateboards and Nickel turned around and yelled at them

Nickel: YOU KNOW THATS RICH COMING FROM SOME YOURSELVES

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Lol it's like 11:00 ima got sleep now bye - Loubird AKA Blake

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