silly goofy warnings-
spicynoodles
gayness
ur mother
(red son uses they/them)
''NONOONJNNHAIHNDNODNONOONONONON MEI HELP ME'' mk shouted across pigsys restaurant to were mei was, near the entrance looking out the window ''WHATS WRONG?!??!!" mei shouted back ''I HAVE A DATE WELL NOT REALLY DATE IM JUST GOING TO THEIR HOUSE BUT I HAVE A DATE HOUSE MEET UP THINGY WITH RED SON TONIGHT IDK UMUMUMU IM SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AT THEIR HOUSE BUT I DONT HAVE AN OUTFIT OR LIKE A GIFT OR ANYTHING AND I HAVE TO GO IN 5 MINUTESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS''
''SHUT UP YOUR LUCKY IM LETTING YOU SKIP WORK FOR THIS'' pigsy epicly shouted like really really loud which caused macaque (who was there for some reason idk everyone was there) to literally explode and scream and cry and die and cut all 6 ears off and oo ouchie mama kris get the banana
wukong proceeds to try and comfort macaque and give him his noise canceling headphones which is SSTUPID CAUSE LIKE KINDA TO LATE MAN but whatever chaos breaks out and ermm mk and mei manage to slip out of the restaurant so good for them
mei looks at her watch and its uhhh 6:00, which is the time mk was already supposed to be there ''ermmmmmm mk??'' she says in silly language ''ye?" ''broski ur gonna be like really late its already 6:00'' she plays vineboom sound affect on her phone and shows mk a picture of the skull emoji cause shes goofy ''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MEI WHY WOULD YOU SAY THATT NOW IM EVEN MORE STRESSED WHAT AM I GONNA DOO WAH''
mk runs into his room, changes outfits in like one second to some goofy untucked and messy white shirt and black pants combo and quickly runs into a store to get red and black sunflowers, red sons favorites (mine too!!!) mei just stares at him as he comes back to the street they were standing in
''welp. crisis averted. but likeeeee how we gonna get there fast. OH WAIT I FORGOR YOU HAVE DRAGON BALL POWERS LETS GO ON UR CLOUD THINGY mk ur the goat''
''wait why r u coming??" mk questions
''uhh i dunno'' she says like really goofy
''WHATEVER LETS GO'' MK SAYS HURRILY
they finally make their way to red suns epic demon house thingy and stand in front of the door akwardly, kinda not wanting to open it so they dont have to face the conseqyences of being late (why would there be consequences mk ur kind dum red son aint gonna like torture u cause ur late or smth like chill)
finally mk steps up cause he the man and knocks on the massive doors with the door handle knocky knock thing.
red sun looks up from their phone, deleting the text they were just about to send to mk about him being LATE, puts the phone down, and SPRINTS TO DAT DOOR LIKE HE NEVER RUN BEFORE AND OPENS THE MOTHER FUKIN DOOR to seeeeeee mk standing there with the goofiest liam face probably ever in existence, and he didnt even burn any eggs and for some reasonn mei was there?????????????????????????? but oh well red son was just glad mk was finally there. they cannoy STAND people being late never have they ever been late to something. NEVVEERRR
''uhhhh hii sowwy im late also mei wanted to come uh idk'' mk says uh akwardly and silly and holds the bouquet of flowers tightly to his chest.
''AUUAGHUAHGUHJBFHABFH whatever your here now come inside i guess.'' red sons hair flamed up a tad bit but than went back down quickly. mk was just so cute and silly how could they be mad :3
it was a bit late so everyone just went to go eat dinner and ti was very gay mk kept blowing silly kisses at red son cause hes goofy, which red sons parents knew about the relationship but they were a bit skeptical and mei was just being goofy and almost destroyed at whole house. at the dinner table. yes. ANYWAYS
they went back to red sons room cause they didnt wanna use the guest rooms idk???? and red son put the silly flowers in a vase and put them next to their bed wahoo yippe
''why did you dress so uh.......well not nicely but you tried to dress nicely. its uh just dinner and a sleep over at my house im just wearing a random crop top and some pants i randomly picked out'' red son asked epicly
''ERMEUREHRUEHREMRUEHRUEHRERMENRUEHRUEHREHUFAUYFGAYUBNAYRNFGFFHGFJEHGJFIOEBOUHF'' mk explodes
''NAH JIT TRIPPIN only in ohio'' mei says and starts playing the ohio themesong eehhh eh eh eh eh eh eh ehhhhh ehhh ehhhhh eh eh eh eh eh eh
mk reappears just fine so yay
they all start a convo and just talk about silly stuff but mk isnt eben paying attention and is just staring at red son cause hes gayyyyyyyyy???????!!!!!!!! vine boom :0
''you two are so gay you should make out'' says mei
''ermmmmmm this fanfic is family friendlyyyyy'' red son and mk say in nerd emoji
''then kiss''
''nah jit trippin''
''JUST KISS ALREADY GOF DAMN IT OMG RHGEHGAHEGHJGFAJGSHGHSAHJG'' MEI SCREAMS
they be gay and kiss and then go to sleepy sleep zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz achoooooooooo zzzz
spicy noodles is real and canon
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