Simps R Us - One Piece Live Action x OC

2

"Hey Nami. Nami."

"What?"

"It's ready!" Luffy shouted as he held up a- uh- beautifully drawn flag.

"And what is it?" Nami asked, feeling done with life already.

"Our Jolly Roger. Every pirate crew has to have one. And now we do!"

"We're not a crew, and you are not hanging that on my boat." The door to the small cabin opened, and out came Zoro, with a sleepy Leia next to him, but with her hand clinging onto his shirt tiredly.

"Zoro! Zoro! Leia, check it out." Luffy held up the flag.

"That's unique." Zoro told Luffy. Leia squinted her eyes, being slightly blinded by just waking up, plus the bright light.

"Woah Luffy! You can draw better than I can!" Nami and Zoro stared at her in slight concern. Luffy laughed with a big smile.

"It's so cool, I know!"

"Yeah!" Leia cheered.

"Nami," Zoro interrupted the two idiots, "I think the toilet's busted." Nami stared at him.

"We don't have a toilet."

"Oh." Zoro paused, and Leia stared at Nami confused. "Well, then something back there's leaking." Zoro mentioned.

"What?" Nami got up, rushed to the cabin, and shut the door behind her. When she came out she was very angry. "We're taking in water. What did you do?" She accused.

"I didn't do anything." Zoro told her. Leia nodded.

"I can back that up."

"The way you're clanging those swords around, all the time, you must've broken something."

"If you're such a good thief maybe you should've stolen a better boat." He retorted. Leia looked very uncomfortable with their arguing.

"Guys. Guys. Guys. Okay, crew meeting."

"Not a crew/Not a crew!"

"Yes Luffy?"

"We're gonna need a better ship to make it to the Grand Line. A real pirate ship. Worthy of the Straw Hat Crew."

"Wait. Straw Hat Crew? Really?"

"Yeah, I thought it had a nice ring to it."

" 'Demon' has a nice ring to it. Headgear? Not scary."

"Who says pirates have to be scary?" Luffy asked.

"Yeah! Then they underestimate us!" Leia added in. Luffy nodded with a smile.

"The point is we need a new ship. So where do we get one?" Nami sighed and grabbed her map.

"Our closest bet is the Gecko Islands. We can probably make it there before our ship sinks. Ditch this one and get a better one."

"Good. With a working toilet." Zoro said, making Leia chuckle.

"Great job, navigator." Luffy grabbed his flag, making Nami dead-pan.

"You're still not hanging that on my ship." She told him. Luffy and Leia just smiled knowingly.

~~~

Zoro stared at the wanted poster of Buggy on the wall. Leia also stared at it, admiring how they did his hotness justice. "You got to be kidding me. That clown was worth 15 million Berry. We should've stuffed his head in a bag and brought it with us."

"Wouldn't he still be all alive and all? I thought you usually kill the pirates?" Leia asked, confused. Zoro just sighed.

"What marine would pay you that bounty anyway? You're kind of a wanted man yourself now." Luffy tells Zoro with a smirk.