How To Dave A Life

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Step one, Dave says we need to talk
He walks, Dave says sit down, it's just a talk
He smiles geekily back at Dave
Dave stares blankly right on through
Some sort of window to their right
As he goes straight, and Dave stays right
Between the lines of gay and straight
Dave begins to wonder why he came

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Where did I go wrong?
I lost a bro
Somewhere along in the sick flows
And I would have pestered you all night
Had I known how to Dave a life

Let him know that Dave knows best
Cause after all, Dave does know best
Try to slip past his defence
Without granting homoness
Lay down a list of what is straight
The things he'd told him all is wrong
And pray to God he hears Dave
And Dave prays to God he hears him

Where did I go wrong?
I lost a bro
Somewhere along in the sick flows
And I would have pestered you all night
Had I known how to Dave a life

As he begins to blow his wind
Dave sips aj and grant him one last choice
Float until you lose the land
Or stab the ones you've befriended
He will do one of two things
He will admit to homoness
Or he'll say he's just not homo
Dave will begin to wonder why he came

Where did I go wrong?
I lost a bro
Somewhere along in the sick flows
And I would have pestered you all night
Had I known how to Dave a life

Where did I go wrong?
I lost a bro
Somewhere along in the sick flows
And I would have pestered you all night
Had I known how to Dave a life

How to Dave a life
How to Dave a life

Where did I go wrong?
I lost a bro
Somewhere along in the sick flows
And I would have pestered you all night
Had I known how to Dave a life

Where did I go wrong?
I lost a bro
Somewhere along in the sick flows
And I would have pestered you all night
Had I known how to Dave a life

How to Dave a life
How to Dave a life

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