DBZA/DBS [MALE READER INSERT]

LORD SLUG

Y/N: "Hey, Bulma! Where's my Saiyan Suit?"

Bulma: "It's still being repaired."

Y/N: "...Shit..."

It then cuts to Y/N in the sky with Goku

Y/N: "Thanks for letting me borrow this Gi Goku."

Goku: "No prob, 2nd best buddy."

Y/N: "Okay Goku, now listen carefully, if we destroy that gigantic meteor headed for the planet, we get to have free bacon-"

Goku: "LET'S DO THIS!"

Y/N: "Okay! Good!"

Y/N and Goku then get into the Kamehameha pose, they both then shoot it at the meteor, it blows up and a gigantic piece hits Y/N and Goku, they fall down to Earth

A few hours later

Y/N wakes up and looks around, he feels a large power level and sees Goku before walking to him and shaking him

Y/N: "Goku, wake the hell up..."

Goku wakes up and sees it's snowing

Goku: "CHRISTMAS!!!!!"

Y/N: "Goku... It's not Chri-... I mean... Yes! Yes Goku! It's Christmas! And a bad guy's trying to steal it, like the Grinch!"

Goku gasps

Goku: "NO ONE STEALS CHRISTMAS ON OUR WATCH!!!"

Y/N: "Yeah! Now let's go beat up the bad guys who're stealing it!"

Y/N and Goku fly off

Later

Y/N and Goku have just defeated Lord Slug's strongest henchmen, the weak ones are running into the ship but they get blown up, Goku's beside Y/N

Y/N: "Goku... Go back to your house... I've got this..."

Goku nods and leaves, Lord Slug come out

Slug: "God... We go through soldiers here like copy-paper... IF YOU'RE WITH THE GOVERNMENT OR THE CHURCH, GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY! Which considering I own this rock... Is effectively EVERYTHING..."

Y/N charges at Slug but gets beaten to a pulp easily and gets thrown through a Truck and ends up in a building, he gets out of it and then Slug shoots lasers out of his eyes at Y/N dodges it but gets his head punched into a building, he looks around and sees a bunch of jewelry

Y/N: "Oh... Wow... Bulma would love this place-"

He gets pulled out of the building and gets punched in the face, sending him flying across the street

Slug: "THIS IS AMAZING! I FEEL LIKE A YOUNG, STRAPPING LAD, BEATING HIS MEAT FURIOUSLY FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!"

Y/N: "But I thought Namekians didn't have di-"

He gets punched again, falling to the ground, but he gets back up and Slug starts to grow in size, reaching maybe even 100 feet, he tries to hit Y/N but misses and Y/N runs but Slug breaks his head through a building and they just stare awkwardly for a few seconds

Slug: "...Hey..."

Y/N: "Hi..."

Slug: "How's it going?"

Y/N: "You know... Kinda bummed I haven't been able to get a PS5..."

Slug: "Yeah... Kinda sucks..."

Y/N: ".........GAL-"

Slug shoots a Ki blast out of his mouth, the whole area becomes a desolate wasteland, Slug sees Y/N standing there, his battle armor torn to shreds, and only his pants and shoes, and a little bit of his shirt armor remaining

Slug: "HOW THE HELL DID I MISS HIM!? I SHOT HIM POINT BLANK!!!!"

Her throws his arm at Y/N

Slug: "COME HERE!!!!!"

He misses Y/N and Y/N starts to run on his arm before shooting a Gallick Gun at Slug's face, but as he's floating away, Slug's are grabs him

Slug: "GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!"

He pulls Y/N to him and starts squeezing him as Y/N screams in pain

Piccolo: "Hey, name's Piccolo, nice to meet ya."

Slug looks up and sees Piccolo on his Antennae

Piccolo: I've got your Antennae, what you gonna do now?"

Slug drops Y/N and grabs Piccolo, a few seconds later, Gohan starts whistling, Piccolo stretches his arm out and gives his energy to Y/N, Slug stands up and accidentally lasers his own ship

Slug: "Oh balls... That's my ship..."

He turns around and sees Y/N standing up

Slug: "AND WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?"

Y/N looks angry and almost collapses but continues standing up, he grabs the remains of his shirt and rips it off befofe his aura turns yellow and he starts to grunt in pain, rocks fly in the air around him and the sky darkens, and suddenly Y/N's aura becomes dark green and looks like fire surrounding his body as he screams in pain, he looks down and his pupils dilate before he screams into the air and then he looks at Slug and his aura starts to turn yellow again before his hair turns Golden and his eyes turn green, he looks at Slug with an angered expression as he breathes heavily, he flies towards Slug and grabs him by the chest before flying into space with him, he flies towards the sun and Slug gets burnt to a crisp by it, Y/N then flies back to Earth and lands on a mountain overlooking the city as the clouds clear and Y/N stands there, looking over everything

(A/N: And that's how Y/N unlocked Super Saiyan!)