DBZA/DBS [MALE READER INSERT]

KAI episode 2

Y/N: "I know that it's different, but that's what makes it good! I mean, they finally used Andy Serkis, instead of just wasting him on uh... What's his name...? Snork! Yeah! I think that's his name..."

Bulma: "God that 2nd movie was dumb... Although, it's still better than attack of the-"

Vegeta: "KING COLD'S HERE-"

Krillin: "FUC-"

Piccolo: "OH MY GOOOOOD-"

Gohan: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-"

King Cold: "THAT'S RIGHT, BUTTHOLES!!! AND YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO-"

Y/N punches King Cold's chest rapidly until he suddenly stops then preforms a one inch punch, a hole explodes through Cold's chest

Cooler: "AND I'M HERE TOO-"

A sword goes into his head, before slowly cutting through... With a buttery like sound... Just close your eyes and imagine it-

(Skip to 0:23, watch the whole thing with English (Canada) subtitles, it is hilarious...)

Y/N: "Fuck are you?"

Trunks: "I'm here for exposition and deous ex machina, Y/N follow me."

They walk behind a boulder

Trunks: "I'm from the future!"

Y/N: "Woah!"

Trunks: "Vegeta and Bulma are my Mom and Dad!"

Y/N: "Woah..."

Trunks: "And everyone is dead besides from me and my mom!"

Y/N: "Damn..."

Trunks: "Also, give Goku this medicine, don't tell him it's grape flavored, and make sure he doesn't not take it!""

Y/N: "But WILL he...?"

(3 years later)

Y/N's out shopping when there's a loud explosion outside the small store he's in

Y/N: (Hm... I feel like I'm forgetting something-) "OH MY GOD! THE ANDROIDS ARE SUPPOSED TO ATTACK TODAY!!!!"

He quickly buys the stuff and rushes off to fight the Androids

(12 minutes later)

Y/N punches a fat clown Android

Y/N: "DO YOU AFRAID!?"

Gero: "KINDA!!!!"

Y/N: "BAZINGATTACK!!!"

He shoots a beam from his hand and the Android explodes

Y/N: "NOW TIME TO KI-"

He sees that Gero's gone

Y/N: "Oh shit... He's fast as fuck for being so old..."

Krillin: "Don't worry! I found his lab!"

Gero: "FUCK! THEY FOUND MY LAB!"

(Approximately 40 seconds later)

Trunks: "HRUDGDIEVSISBEHÆÆ!!!!!?!)_!3($;"

Trunks blows up the building

Android 17: "Dude! Calm down!"

Android 16 steps out of his pod

Android: "I am hilarious and you will BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS- GOKU."

Android 17: "I like him..."

Y/N: "HEY! YOU! BLONDE WOMAN!!"

Android 18 is turns around and looks at him

Y/N: "LET'S FU- I MEAN, FIGHT!!!!"

They both charge at each other and Android 18 hits Y/N once he falls to the ground

Y/N: "OW! MY ARM!!! I'm paralyzed now."

He passed out and Android 18 smiles

Android 18: "He's kinda cute..."

(To be continued)