DBZA/DBS [MALE READER INSERT]

Kai Episode 3

Y/N wakes up and sits up before looking at Bulma

Y/N: "Adopt me."

Bulma: "Got it."

DRAGON SOUL!

Y/N appears on the lookout

Y/N: "Trunks, get in that room!"

Trunks: "Okay."

(4 years later... Or 4 days later...)

Y/N steps out of the Time Chamber, now 7'5

Y/N: "I'm gonna go meet Cell."

Vegeta: "Have fun."

He disappears

Meanwhile at the Cell arena

Cell stands in the middle of his arena

Cell: "I put the new forgis on the Jeep, I trap into the, bloody bottoms is underneath, cause all my ni-"

Y/N: "CELL!"

Cell: "Y/N!"

(Skip to 3:15)

Y/N: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

Cell: "YES! IN TEN DAYS!"

Y/N: "It's been 10 days! Time to f()CK up Cell! But first, I shall explain my entire backstory to all of Earth on front of a camera, NOW LET'S FIGHT!"

They run at each other and-

Y/N's on the ground and Bulma shows up, Cell looks at her

Cell: "Is that your adoptive mother?

Y/N: "Uh huh."

He makes a Destructo-Disk

Cell: "Imma kill her."

Y/N: "Don't you do it!"

Cell: "Imma kill her."

Y/N: "Don't you do it!"

He throws it at Bulma, who accidentally moves out of the way, as someone whispers in Bulma's ear from offstage

Bulma: "Oh, shit! Sorry... Can you hold Trunks?"

They nod and hold Trunks as Bulma lays down on the ground

Bulma: "Uh... Bleh... I'm dead..."

Y/N: "Ooooh Fiddlelesticks..."

He turns to Cell

Y/N: "YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING!"

Lightning strikes

Y/N: "YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE!"

Lightning strikes again

Y/N: "YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF-"

He stands up and lightning strikes him, he explodes and emerges with green hair and he is absolutely ripped, now at 9'10, he looks down at Cell

Y/N: "NOW!"

He appears in front of Cell and punches him in the stomach, Android 17 and 18 go flying out of his mouth and he goes back to his imperfect form, he looks at Y/N and then gets thrown into the air, Y/N shoots a gigantic Ki beam out of his mouth that engulfs Cell as he sings in his head

Y/N picks up Bulma and Android 18, they appear on the lookout and wish for something, Y/N looks at 18

18: "I wanna f()CK you."

She jumps off the lookout

17: "Boat."

He jumps off the lookout, Android 16 then walks in front of the camera

16: "By the way, I never died in these stories because the Author forgot about me."

He walks off