𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 || 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕

003

While I was sitting on the couch in the Cullen's home, Edward, that pale crusty dude was panicking.

"I CAN HEAR YOU CALLING ME FUCKING PALE AND CRUSTY! STOP!" Edward yelled from somewhere in the house.

'My bad edweirdo' I snorted. "Call Daddy Carlisle," I shouted at him.

"STAT! You hear me Eddie boy!" I added with a gleeful smile. He walked back into the living area where I was sitting and looked at me with disgust.

"OKAY JUST STOP YELLING! YOU IDIOT!" Edward winced, holding onto his ears. Suddenly the wind blew and some blond-haired man was standing next to my boy edweirdo.

Oh my lord is that Daddy Carlisle in the flesh? Well in dead flesh but still. I think he's packing.

"I heard that you wanted to see me. My name is Dr Carlisle," Carlisle said with a smile and held out his hand for a handshake.

"I'm totally not fangirling right now," I mumbled to myself and looked at the man. "Damn you've got good genes," I blurted out.

Carlisle laughed, his eyes crinkling, forming little crescents. "Thank you for that compliment sweetheart," He chuckled. "So you wanted to see me?" He questioned.

Oh my god did he just call me sweetheart? Okay! I can die happily.

"Oh fuck I forgot to introduce myself. I'm (name) swan. Just moved here today. I've been wanting to meet you guys for a long time and it almost feels like a fever dream," I rambled.

"And pray tell miss (name) how do you about us? And Edward's talent?" He gently asked. Should I just tell him that I'm not from this world? Oh fuck I forgot that Eddie can hear thoughts.

I looked at Edward with panic-stricken eyes. He rolled his eyes, making me sigh.

"Okay fine it's true. I just woke up in this world today. I knew you guys in my world. Well not personally but I did know. And you guys were super popular people," I exclaimed.

"Man watching Edward making all the wrong choices in his life was hilarious. Painfully hilarious I might add," I mumbled.

"You know- I honestly would've smashed, even with Esme. Like a threesome? I wouldn't even mind," I spoke with a nonchalant smile on my face while looking at Carlisle.

Edward looked at me with disgust. "You should respect your elders, idiot. Especially the ones that can kill you," He said with a mocking smile on his face.

"I'm not scared of a pasty white man," I retorted with a smirk. "Not when I know what he's going to do in the future."

Edward frowned, "What do you mean?"

I dramatically wiped a nonexistent tear from my eye. "Oh honey, you're going to get deeply fucked. Fucked to a point where the Volturi daddies involve themselves in your mess," I snarked.

Carlisle stopped me from speaking. "My dear, I would appreciate it if you waited for my coven members to arrive before indulging in our life stories," He spoke with a gentle smile.

"Anything for you," I cheekily replied to Carlisle.

A gust of wind blew across the room and five figures were standing in the room.

"Hey, baby! Nice to see that you're finally here! Been getting visions of you since a looong time!" Alice squealed as she gave me a tight hug and spun me around.

Jasper was standing behind Alice and winked at me. "Nice to finally meet you darlin'," Jasper said with a smirk.

Holy Fucking shit. They know who I am. I'm going to lose my marbles. Alice is so hot. Jasper too honestly.

This Cullen coven is so smashable like what the fuck. I wanna fuck all of them.

Edward looked at me once again with a look of disgust. "Can you stop thinking about fucking everyone for a goddamn second?"

"I forgot for a minute here that you are a virgin Eddie," I snorted. I literally am the No bitches? Meme. Well, I don't have bitches too. Wait a minute why the fuck am I acting like a hypocrite? It's Eddie tho so does it really matter?

"Yes it matters," Edward mumbled. "Does it?" I retorted. "Yes, it does. Now start talking," He replied with a glare. Okay, weirdo.

I looked around and saw everyone. It was so random like why the fuck did I wake up in twilight? So bizarre. It's My bizarre adventures now. Suck it, Jojo.

"Can you stop thinking so loud and talk?" Edward huffed and crossed his arms over his chest. Wow okay, meanie.

"Yeah okay since everyone is here! I'd just like to say y'all look so smashable," I blurted out. Was that rude? Oh good, I should apologize. Or just ignore it?

Edward fake coughed brushing me out of my thoughts. "Um yeah I guess Alice is already aware of me but I'd like to introduce myself. I'm (name) and I've known about you guys for quite a long time. All that happened in your life blah blah blah," I rambled.

"Like how Eddie boy falls in love with a human and fucks your entire coven up. Volturi rats involve themselves with this drama and so much shit happens." I ended with a sigh.

"Damn, y'all are so hot. I can't stop thinking about getting fu-" Edward placed a hand on my mouth, effectively silencing me.

Emmett and Rosalie were snickering as they saw the whole scene while Esme and Carlisle looked amused.

Alice and Jasper had knowing looks on their faces. And Edward looked so done with me.

"Mmf- let me go you bastard," I  exclaimed but my voice came out muffled. So I decided to lick the palm of his hand that was against my mouth.

He took a second to take in what the fuck had happened and flinched, pulling his hand back as inhumanly as possible.

"I just wanna eat you up Eddie boy," I spoke with a flirtatious smile on my face. Emmett burst out laughing.

"I like this human, Eddie. We're so keeping her," He remarked with a smirk.

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I didn't know how to write this meetup without adding random shit and the reader simping on the Cullens.

I feel like an OC love interest would be great for this story. Like a Volturi guard? That's like grumpy and shares the same brain cell as the reader.

Anyways, vote and comment. It means a lot to me.

And suggest things guys that you'd like to read in this story. That'd help me out.
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