𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 || 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕

007

All my senses just stopped. My jaw's for sure on the floor. Like what the fuck? Mate? Bro this isn't Twilight or abo shit. Oh wait- I'm in Twilight Universe so obviously the rules apply to me as well. That's kinda crazy.

Edward looked at me with an annoyed frown. "Your thoughts are so chaotic. Can you stop thinking so loudly? I don't wanna hear you fuck the creator of the vampires. He's practically my god dude."

I stumbled on empty air and plopped on the ground with my legs crossed. I wrapped my hands around my aching head. "What the fuck is going on in this universe? Ezicuse me?"

The creator of vampires lend his hand to lift me, a smirk curving his lips. "Have you been taken away by my beauty?" He spoke teasingly. "Don't worry I won't judge." He added a second later.

What does this sexy weirdo want with me? Do I wanna fuck him? Or do I just need to go to sleep? I kinda want both right now. *gasp* But wait that'd be somnofillia. *shrug* who gives a shit if I consent tho?

Somebody cleared their throat bringing me out of my thoughts. I looked around and everyone was staring at me with a weird smile while Edward stared at me with a face akin to horror.

The hot dilf guy looked amused. Wait why the fuck was he amused? "Because I can hear your thoughts girly."

MISS MAAM- WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY? HE CALLED ME GIRLY. HES SO SLAY. I WANNA SCREAM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"And by the way, my name isn't hot dilf guy or sexy weirdo. My name is Bond, James Bond," He said with a grin.

I let out a loud laugh startling everyone. "Okay to be real my name is Adriel."

"You're cool as fuck dude," I blurted out. So he's named Adriel. What would his name sound like while moaning?

Adriel snorted. "Give me five minutes to find out," He said nonchalantly.

Edward whimpered as he heard our conversation and thoughts. "Don't do this to me. Please," He begged as he got on his knees and looked like he was about to sob.

I wheezed at the sight in front of me. "Edweirdo you poor bastard. You look so submissive and breedable right now."

Adriel giggled. "Great minds think alike darling." I winked at Edward who whimpered again. "So what do you say, Eddie? Throuple couple?" I wiggled my eyebrows suggestively towards him.

Adriel snorted. Why the fuck did his snort sound so majestic? "I'm just majestical sweetheart," He said with a shrug. "What you are is a centuries-old bastard." I retorted.

Aro cleared his throat. Adriel side-eyed Aro. "Buddy you're my favorite child but no comments from the peanut gallery."

Aro frowned. "But we're missing the part of the reason why we're here."

Adriel shook his head. "Okay let's talk about that then I can flirt with my future sugar baby."

I laughed. "SUGAR BABY? OKAY DADDY." Adriel winked at me.

"Okay, everyone. To recap the situation, Aro's buddy here Carlisle called yesterday about a prophet of sorts who was human. I can see that it is my baby girl that is the prophet. No need to panic I won't kill her, well obviously." Adriel rolled his eyes.

He's so hilarious I wanna fuck him so bad. He looked at me with a smirk. "I'll fuck you later til you can't move girly."

Adriel looked at Aro and the rest of the Cullen clan and cleared his throat. "Ah yes. So she'll tell us what she knows blah blah blah. Are we finished here?"

Aro nervously laughed. "Yes, Dad. We're done."

Adriel looked at him with a chilling smile. "How many times have I told you not to call me dad? It makes me sound super old. Call me big bro or some shit like that. Okay, kiddo?" Aro nodded, he seemed terrified of Adriel. Poor bastard.

Adriel patted Aro's head, ruffling his hair. "Good child. I'll take you out to hunt later. Okay, kiddo?" Aro readily shook his head up and down.

"I'll be leaving now. Toodles." Adriel turned around and sat next to me. "So?" He raised his brow.

"If he calls you dad would I be his step mommy?" I asked with a giggle.

Adriel shrugged. "I mean if you want?"

I scrunched my face. "How many kids do you even have?" Adriel snorted. "The entirety of the vampires are my children and now yours too. So I don't even know."

I raised my eyebrows in contempt. "That's way too big of a responsibility to give to me."

Adriel smiled. "You just take care of me and I'll take care of the rest." Why is this man a whole green forest? I wanna marry him stat. But then realization hit me.

My eyes widened. "Wait- do you expect me to move to Italy with you?"

Adriel shook his head. "Everything is handled by my rascals. I just sat on my ass all day listening to boring crap. I'll buy a manor around here and go to school with you or whatever you're up for."

I shifted closer to him. "Dude not to sound like a creep but I kinda wanna feel your body." Adriel chuckled. "No need to ask for that. C'mere." He mumbled and picked me up, placing me on his lap.

I snuggled into his chest. "You really are my type." He smiled. "Well obviously."

-💌-
Hey guys, Daddy Adriel got me in his clutches. He was holding me in his basement forcing me to write something nice about him.

I don't even know how I thought about him being the maker of vampires lmao.

Making Edward suffer is my favorite thing to write. He's just so painfully hilarious. Poor bastard.

Anyway, See ya in a few months or weeks. I don't even know.
senia<33