Eddsworld/Ellsworld Oneshots PT.2

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Toms P.O.V

"OH MY FUCKING GOD WILL YOU STOP POKING ME!?" The horned man said. I smiled at him and continued to press his buttons. It was fun, not for him but for me. I always get some pleasure when he gets mad. Primarily because it rarely happens, but who cares? As I continued to poke him, the short motherfucker grabbed me and screamed, "KNOCK IT OFF, WILL YA?!" I looked at his hand, which was holding my wrist, then looked at him. I inhaled and exhaled, saying calmly, "Tord...You have six seconds to get your hand away from them before I snap your neck." He looked at me smiling and said, "Bet." I smiled back and started counting, "One...Two...Three...Four...Five...SIX BITCH!" I lunged onto him and pinned him to the couch with my knee on his abdomen. (If you think anything else, get in the bin.) I then put my other knee on one of his legs. In short, he couldn't move a fucking inch even if he wanted to. I watch this bitch try to get out but fail miserably. This was the inevitable for him. He's stronger and whatnot, but I'm taller and longer (LIMBS! I MEANT LIMBS!), and with monster strength, it's an easy win. I'm barely even using all of it.

He stared at me, annoyed, and mumbled, "Fuck. You." I smiled happily and said, "Fuck you too, bitch. I gave you a warning." He rolled his eyes and started screaming at me to get off of him but I didn't give two shits. Uncomfortable? Deal with it. Perverted? So fucking what? Then he went silent and looked behind me a blushing mess. I raised and brown and said, "What? Give up?" "EDD AND MATT ARE RIGHT BEHIND US!" He said with pure anger. I stared at him confused about why that mattered but then I remembered the position that we were in. I got off of him immediately and turned around. Only to see Matt and Edd. One blushes and turns away and the green one says, "So...did you have fun...? WHY ON THE COUCH! I JUGE PEOPLE ON THAT!" I awkwardly smiled jumping off of the couch and quickly reassured them, "NO! NOTHING LIKE THAT! I was just- It was just- I didn't mean- It was just a fight I promise!" The green boy scratched the back of his neck and sighed. Shortly after he said, "I... believe you- It's not like you even like sexual intercourse anyway. Let alone with Tord. Just...maybe don't fight on the couch. That shit was expensive as hell."

I smiled and said, "OH THANK JEHOVAH!" After I said that I heard a Norwegian voice say mockingly, "Oh ThANk JEhovAH!" I slowly turned around and said, "Excuse me...?" "Tom, no. Ignore it. Tord, don't make fun of Tom and his religion." Edd said trying to calm the situation down. 

Edds P.O.V

Not again. I'm tired of this shit. I can't deal with back more furniture out of my pocket. YOu know what...? Why do I do that? Tord and Tom make a lot more money than I do...Hmm. New rule! I cleared my throat and sat everyone down and the couch. Matt is in the middle. That way the fight can stop and I can give them a warning. I stood in front of the TV and spoke, "NEW RULE GUYS! If you break it you pay for it! Deal?" Then I got a look from everyone thinking that I was insane for even suggesting that. I got an eye roll from Tom, and confused angry look from Tord, and a nervous look from Matt. Then I got the big question from all of them, "Why?" My eye twitched and I replied, "What do you mean why? You break it you pay it! Simple." "Yeah, but you make the most money out of all of us," Tom said with conviction and annoyance. Though, I'm not sure if it's annoyance because he sounds annoyed 24/7. I looked at him and said, "Are you serious? BRO, I MAKE PENNIES! YOU MAKE 5,000 EROUS WEEKLY!" He shrugged and replied, "I have more than one job so it makes sense."

I sighed and said, "We are keeping the rule. If you don't you pay extra rent as well!" I got groans in response and I just ignored it and walked upstairs. 

They'll thank me later!

Tords P.O.V

"Welp, fuck that. Unless we are married I'm not paying for shit." I said annoyed with the rule. I already spend most of my salary on my army, equipment at home, and hentai. Why the fuck would I spend it on furniture we don't even need. I heard and scoff and turned to Tom. I already know what scoffs the gang makes. His is the most noticeable. I glared and him and asked, "Problem?" He rolled his eyes and said, "You aren't even dating yet you want marriage? Funny. With your gay ass." I laughed. He was calling me gay. Bro, is Bi and Ace yet somehow I'm the gay one? So I pointed that out by saying, "I'M GAY!? Thomas, you are Bisexual, Asexual, and Demi! You are the gayest one in this damn group!" He looked at me confused and said, "What...? Bisexual is when you love men AND women. You just love dudes. Like, straight up." "Half straight and gay ass," I mumbled hoping to god that he wouldn't hear me. Unfortunately, that failed because he said, "BITCH WHAT!?" 

I jumped and began running around the house with an angry Tom chasing after me. I heard Matt try to calm the situation but failed because the motherfucker tripped while chasing us and telling us to stop. He face-planted so his nose began to bleed and he started to cry holding his nose and looking to the mirror. I wanted to laugh but the monster man grabbed me and began beating the shit out of me. I think he was annoyed that I kept talking about him. Mostly his region and sexuality. And...drinking problem. Yeah, I'm not proud of that one. I ended up sucker-punching him in the face hitting his piercings and making him bleed. A lot. It was an ear, lip, and nose piercing. He stopped beating my ass and began wiping his lips screaming, "MOTHERFUCKER!" I smiled at Tom who was in pain and began looking around. Then my smile turned into a frown.

Everything was destroyed. 

The couch was ripped up, the TV was broken, the Table was split in half, the floor was blood, and better yet, Edd was standing right there. Looking at us stunned but with rage. I was beaten up, the pain was trying to stop the blood and Matt was crying with a bloody nose looking at his face on the couch. He looked at me specifically and said, "Tord...What. The. Fuck." I looked to the side and said, "Errr, hospital?" He sighed and told all of us to get in the car. As we were walking outside Jon saw us and gasped. He ran over to Tom and said, "WHAT HAPPENED?!" He rolled his eyes and pointed to me. He looked at me and said, "Was it another fight...?" I nodded and began going in the car humming a childhood tune.

Toms P.O.V

I was pissed. And I admit I probably shouldn't have punched him in the face over and over again but I got tired of him talking shit about me. Personal shit for that matter. My cousin looked at me and asked, "Do you want me to come with you? Edwardo isn't awake and Mark is at the mall so I can--" I interrupted him and said, "Yes please." He nodded and asked Edd if he could join. Edd has always been fond of Jon so it wasn't a surprise that he said yes. As we were in the car it was dead silent. Jon was sitting in the middle awkwardly. Tord was in the front for some reason and Matt was in the back looking at his precious face. I was mumbling some things in Russian. Why? Because I fucking could. As I was speaking nonsense we made it to the hospital> I sighed and got out of the car and walked into the hospital. It's not like Edd is paying for this shit. When I walked up to the counter the woman jumped and said, "SIR ARE YOU OKAY!?" I wanted to say, "What does it look like." but I didn't.

I just shrugged and luckily no one made an appointment so I was free to go. "I fucking hate hospitals." 

Time skip cause I'm lazy asf.

Tords P.O.V

"FINALLY HOME!" I said relieved. We all paid for our bills so Edd is decently happy. All we have to do is clean the house...Which I'm not excited about. I sighed and looked at Tom in the backseat. He was not looking or talking to me at the moment. I decided to push my dignity aside and say, "Tom, I'm sorry. It was out of line with the religion, sexuality, and drinking and shit...Forgive me?" He looked at me in an almost surprised state. He looked at me and said, "Geez- fine...Just don't apologize. Not like that at least. That shit is weird as fuck to hear from you." 

I chuckled and said, "Fine fine." Then it went back to being silent. Edd then spoke, "So...who's gonna pay the bill?" The moment we heard that I turned back to the group and saw panic on their faces. Me and Tom looked at Matt but Motherfucker jumped out of the damn car. Tome then Grabbed Jon and ran. Leaving me with edd. I looked at him and he looked at me. I sighed and said, "Fine...A person who draws furries means that I don't have to pay say what?" "What?" I laughed then jumped out of the car leaving Edd to drive home by himself.

Edds P.O.V

My eyes twitched. I quietly said to myself, "Those fuckers."