Bungou rincoglioniti dogs //humor//

Dead apple snow white

Shibuzawa: mirror mirror on the wall, am I hotter than Dazai?

Lo specchio: no.

Shibuzawa: WHAT?!

Lo specchio: but my queen, you do know that outer beauty isn't everything. Therefore you must-

Shibuzawa: MUUURDEEER!

Lo specchio: NOOO!

~nella foresta~

Dazai: I'm snow white and I'm not lost in a forest *immerso tra gli alberi*

Dazai: oh look a tiny house (il castello :'D) I can break into that!

Dazai: I'm partying with tiny people (i cristalli di shibuzawa)

~Poco dopo~

Shibuzawa: Hi Dazai!

Dazai: ew! You're ugly and old!

Shibuzawa: just take the poisoned apple

Dazai: ok *mangia la mela e muore un attimo (insomma lo sapete dai)*

Shibuzawa: Idiot.

~al funerale con sigma, nikolai e Fyodor~

Chuuya: hello, i'm a prince and the is a very sexy dead maiden

Fyodor: dude we're having a funeral here. Do you mind?

Chuuya: Can I kiss him?

Fyodor: no.

Chuuya: I will kiss him!

Dazai: *resuscita* HI BITCHES!

Shibuzawa: NOOOOOO!