Sigma: Fyodor, have you seen my cookies?Fyodor: no... pretty sure they fell in the hole...
Sigma: what hole? *lo vede* OMG!!! What is that?!
Fyodor: it's a hole.
Sigma: oh yeah I can see that, what's it doing there?
Fyodor: well I woke up this morning *beve il caffè dalla sua tazza preferita* than there was a hole
Sigma: what are you gonna do about it??
Fyodor: well I put Dazai over it...and he fell in the hole
Sigma: shall we call the police or something??
Fyodor: oh yeah, I call the police, yeah...
Sigma: well, where are they?
Fyodor: they are in the hole
Sigma: ...
Sigma: where is your boyfriend??
Fyodor: ...
Sigma: FYODOR, Where is your boyfriend?!?!
Fyodor: ...he is at work...
Sigma: *sospira* where does he work??
Fyodor: in the hole.
Sigma: GOOOOD!!!
Sigma: how deep even is this thing?!
*prende la tazza di fyodor e ce la butta dentro*Fyodor: that was my favorite mug... now it's in the hole *gli cade una lacrimuccia*
Sigma: Fyodor, do you even know what this is? like for all we know it could be AN INTERDEMENSIONAL WORMHOLE or a gateway to HELL or- Fyodor?? Fyodor?! FYOOOOODOOOR!!!
Fyodor: hey what's up I got a snack!*mangia una mela*
Sigma: Fyodor, can you please take this seriously?!
Compare un mostro
Sigma: *urla incomprensibili*
Nikolai:* fa comparire una mano con una pistola e lo spara*
Sigma: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Fyodor: hole person.
Sigma: WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!
Fyodor: ...
Sigma: ...right! The hole, yeah...
Sigma: Dude, why are you so calm about that?!
Fyodor: i'm more worried about the space octopus...
Sigma: what space octopus??
*compare aku da dietro con rashomon* AAAHHHHH!!!Fyodor: That one.
STAI LEGGENDO
Bungou rincoglioniti dogs //humor//
Comédieil titolo dice tutto ;) BUONA LETTURA!!! ⚠️LE MIE SHIPS⚠️