✨️THE HOLE✨️

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Sigma: Fyodor, have you seen my cookies?

Fyodor: no... pretty sure they fell in the hole...

Sigma: what hole? *lo vede* OMG!!! What is that?!

Fyodor: it's a hole.

Sigma: oh yeah I can see that, what's it doing there?

Fyodor: well I woke up this morning *beve il caffè dalla sua tazza preferita* than there was a hole

Sigma: what are you gonna do about it??

Fyodor: well I put Dazai over it...and he fell in the hole

Sigma: shall we call the police or something??

Fyodor: oh yeah, I call the police, yeah...

Sigma: well, where are they?

Fyodor: they are in the hole

Sigma: ...

Sigma: where is your boyfriend??

Fyodor: ...

Sigma: FYODOR, Where is your boyfriend?!?!

Fyodor: ...he is at work...

Sigma: *sospira* where does he work??

Fyodor: in the hole.

Sigma: GOOOOD!!!

Sigma: how deep even is this thing?!
*prende la tazza di fyodor e ce la butta dentro*

Fyodor: that was my favorite mug... now it's in the hole *gli cade una lacrimuccia*

Sigma: Fyodor, do you even know what this is? like for all we know it could be AN INTERDEMENSIONAL WORMHOLE or a gateway to HELL or- Fyodor?? Fyodor?! FYOOOOODOOOR!!!

Fyodor: hey what's up I got a snack!*mangia una mela*

Sigma: Fyodor, can you please take this seriously?!

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Sigma: *urla incomprensibili*

Nikolai:* fa comparire una mano con una pistola e lo spara*

Sigma: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Fyodor: hole person.

Sigma: WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!

Fyodor: ...

Sigma: ...right! The hole, yeah...

Sigma: Dude, why are you so calm about that?!

Fyodor: i'm more worried about the space octopus...

Sigma: what space octopus??
*compare aku da dietro con rashomon* AAAHHHHH!!!

Fyodor: That one.









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