(I was gonna do the PTSD but I don't know how to represent it correctly and I was scared I would offend people so take this quickly made in English when I'm supposed to be reading the Odyssey)
{Also sans like puns, paps don't}
For meepyweeppy
"If you were a fruit you would be a fineapple"
"Stop-"
"Are you a time traveler, cause I see you in my future"
"No-"
"My name is y/n but you can call me, the human of your dreams~"
"Ughhhhhh"
I love messing with sans, his bright blue blush is so adorable. my favorite time is to do it before he wakes Pap up, so it's just us two. I was laughing seeing his blush when all over a sudden he pins me to the couch
"You're driving me wild", I didn't know if he was flirting but damn did that make me blush hard, I was a tomato. He let's go and go wake up Pap.
"What's wrong with them?"
"They realized their name is Google"
"What-"
"Because they have everything I'm looking for", I cover my face and slightly squeal and Pap groaned.
It's just morning and yet this day is already interesting.
YOU ARE READING
writing anything (au sans x reader fanfiction) that come to mind
Fanficthere will most likely be lemons becaise I have a really dirty mind and also this is most likely shit (ps th cover is a screenshot of classic I took on Cpau{Christmas party AU[alternate universe]}) also I suck at spelling and grammar so sorry❤
