Episode 3: Mating the Beauty Goddess

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(Opening up to show Kevin walking inside the school hallways wearing sunglasses and looking cool. Today's the first day Kevin starts his quest to collect lots of smoking hot babes for his Harem. As he walks, the girls were staring at Kevin with looks of lust and hearts in their eyes, even his bully Marie has started to gain a nosebleed upon looking at the boy she'd bullied.)

Girl #2: "Whoa! Is that Kevin?"

Girl #4: "He is smoking hot~!"

Girl #6: "I want him to take my virginity~!"

Girl #8: "I'm so wet right now~!"

(However, some boys seemed to say other things like:)

Boy #1: "Why are they saying those things to that loser?"

Boy #3: "Yeah, he's just a loser!"

Boy #5: "How did he get so handsome all of a sudden?"

Boy #7: "Yeah! Doesn't he hangout with those lame Edds? And get bullied on a daily basis?"

(Kevin just ignored the student body and went to his locker. Reaching to his locker, he opened it and put his backpack inside before closing it once more and leans against the wall, waiting for the Edds to show up. While he was waiting, a group of fangirls walked up to Kevin and declared that they were his new fanclub. Then they asked him questions like how did he get so handsome and he told them that it's a secret and he doesn't want to tell them, which made them disappointed. But the looks changed when they saw Kevin flexes his muscles, which made the fangirls squealed and fainted in lovesick. Soon enough, the Edds made it to his locker.)

Kevin: "Hey, Edds. Ready to get the popularity you both deserve?"

Eddy: [smiles] "Of course!"

Double D: "Ready as I ever will be!"

Ed: [dumbly nods] "Yep yep yep!"

Kevin: "Good. Now in order to get popular, we have to get your grapes up in each of our classes."

(He only received an "are you crazy" look from Eddy, a smile from Double D and a dumb smile from Ed.)

Eddy: "Uh no offense, Kev. But I never get good grades and Ed is just...Ed. The only one here with good grades is Sockhead here! He does his work and studies which I know full well only he will do out of the two of us."

Kevin: "Oh but you both are not getting them through work, Eddy."

(The three Edds look confused.)

Double D: "Then how will these two get good grades like me?"

Kevin: "Don't worry, I have a plan to get these two good grades by the end of the day."

Eddy: "Okay, so what do we do?"

(Just then, a school bell rang.)

Kevin: "Meet me in front of the principal's office. I'll tell you all there. Right now, let's get to class. And don't worry, my plan will be solid proof. I promise you."

(And just like that, the Edds nodded before they all went their separate ways.)

-Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Kevin flexing his muscles while many girls were staring at him with lustful looks-

(It was finally lunchtime and Kevin was standing outside the principal's office, waiting for the Edds. Soon enough, they've arrived.)

Eddy: "Okay, Kev, we're here!"

Kevin: "Awesome. Okay, here's the plan: You guys wait here and make sure no one goes in while I put my plan to action. If you all both, I'll give you all some jawbreakers!"

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