I was gonna make an introduction but I'm too lazy to finish it because it has too many words, just take the unfinished vers ☠️
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Me: [whenever I'm talking the text will be surrounded with: [] so just look out for that. have a fun time reading this my goofy goobers!]
Sun: hi! I'm the sun, AKA Sol, I keep all the planets in a stable orbit! I try to keep all them I'm their orbit but they just wanna move around 24/7, hey, I haven't moved by myself in 4.5 billion years! When the first planet was formed (Jupiter) I had to stop moving by myself,
Mercury: uhh, hi, I'm mercury, the closest planet to the sun, I don't really do much other than get bullied by Venus and get solarflares shot at me.
Venus: hey! I'm Venus! As you can probably tell, I'm the hottest planet! And no I am not the roman goddess of love and beauty!
Earth: hello! I'm earth! You may already know me because you are one of my inhabitants, I'm the only planet with life, because I'm in the Goldilocks zone! I'm not to hot nor to cold, So that's why the water stays!
Luna: uhh, hey!- I'm earths moon, but you can call me Luna. The only purpose I serve is letting the earthlings not freeze to death in the middle of the night-
Mars: hi! I'm mars! Im actually trying to be terraformed right now which I'm not too happy about- I mean I don't wanna end up like the earth with those stupid earthlings!
Im not ready to be the golden boy yet! ><
Phobos&Deimos: HI! WE'RE PHOBOS AND DEIMOS! WE'RE BOTH MARS' MOON'S!
Jupiter: hi there! I'm Jupiter! I'm the biggest planet in the solar system! I'm also right in the middle of the solar system actually-
And in fact, I'm so large me and the sun orbit around each other!
GanyMID: wh- HEY! WHY DID MY NAME GET REPLACED WITH GANYMID!? IM NOT MID! sigh fine.. [okay but you are mid tho] SHUT UP! ...I'm ganymede and I am not mid! I'm the largest moon in the solar system! ..anddd. [ur mid] WHA-
Callisto: hey, I'm callisto, [ur emo accept it] so what if I'm emo. [You literally said you 'dont have dreams, only nightmares' once, ur emo] yeah, and I don't really care [ofc you wouldn't care]
Io: H-H-H-H-HEY! MY NAMES IO! COUGH, COUGH, DONT MIND THAT! IM JUST THO MOST GEOGRAPHICLY ACTIVE OBJECT IN THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM! EVEN MORE COUGHING
Europa: hey, I'm Europa, don't tell ganymede but he actually kind of sucks, callisto is way better, [then break up with GanyMID]
Saturn: hello! I'm Saturn! I'm the nicest around here, and my rings are ✨ very beautiful ✨ and my moons are.. well I wouldn't say nice but I wouldn't say mean either, I'm currently looking for my biggest moon, titan, ...I really don't like to talk about it though
Titan:
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