Sun: I don't get why you called me sunshine, but oh well!
I want the planets to say in their respective orbits because I just feel like it's the way things should be, and mercury is my best friend! I wanna hang out with him a lot!Mercury: ehh, it's not to bad but it's not to good..
I can't tell what's an insult and what's not an insult anymore because I'm just so used to Venus bullying all the time... ....it's. .I dont like to talk about it...Earth: sigh, hey mars~
Mars: yeah?
Earth grabs mars,
Mars blushes a little,
Mars: W- heh, Wh-What are you doing.?
Earth gets closer and closer to mars. Slowly but surely he's getting there
Mars- e-earth! Wh-hu-what are you trying to do..?
Earth suddenly pulls mars closer to him, (like really close [iykwim]) and kisses him,
And when earth stops. They just look at each other, blushing,
Saturn walks up to Jupiter,
Saturn: hey Jupiter!
Jupiter: yeah?
Saturn: could we... ..do something?
Jupiter: what depends, what is it?
Saturn then tries his hardest to show what hes gonna do but with those stick hand things you made when you were a kid, it's kinda like an upsidedown V, and you pretend it was a little person- y'know what I'm talking ab,
Jupiter: what are you trying to depict.?
Saturn grabs onto Jupiter without a choise,
Saturn: this.
Saturn grabs Jupiter and just dead ass starts to make out with him-
Neptune: okay I'll do it but....what's "fucking"?
Neptune does that thing we're he creepily stalks Uranus (again), and Uranus notices at some point,
Uranus: AH!- ....h-how long we're you standing there.?
Neptune doesn't respond and starts to slowly go towards him,
Uranus: i-is this like....s-soooome sort of like. ...did you find. Whaaat are you doing?
Neptune giggles a bit,
Uranus gets creeped the hell out and runs the fuck away
Io: hey Callisto! You look really pretty today,
Callisto: uhh, thanks?-
Io doesn't know how to flirt, don't expect this to be good, it'll either be not enough rizz or too sexual rizz.
Io: I bet your lips would look good on mine~
Callisto: LEAVES.
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