Chuuya: I love Kesha.
Akutagawa: I know, sometimes I think you would cheat on me to be her boyfriend.
Chuuya: She's fire and ta- WHAT?
Akutagawa: ...what?
Chuuya: I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.
Akutagawa: Okay, chill, I was kidding.
Chuuya:
Akutagawa: What is it?
Chuuya: ARE YOU NUTS?
Akutagawa: What did I do?
Chuuya: Oh, I really don't know, you definitely DIDN'T SAY I WOULD CHEAT ON YOU, which is something I WOULD NEVER DO.
Akutagawa: I know that, I was just kidding!
Chuuya: I'm mad now.
Akutagawa: Okay, I'm blasting your favourite Kesha songs on the car radio.
Chuuya: I love you.
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You can't tell me Chuuya doesn't love Kesha and Lady Gaga, I only speak facts.
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𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈-𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋 || Chuuaku incorrect quotes
Humorjust a bunch of Chuuaku headcanons in English.