Saiki x Toritsuka

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!!!I rlly like this ship even though I know Saiki is canonically aroace but this is just for funnies!!! (Smut)


Saiki is the type of person who would rather be alone, but thanks to many people, he will never get that peace.
One of those people being Toritsuka.

Having his presence around is enough, but having to hear his inner thoughts all the time too? Saiki can't stand it.

All that goes through that boys head is just DISGUSTING things about girls and what he wants to do to them.

Saiki is used to it by now, but today he heard something strange. Something that toritsuka would never think about.

'I wonder if Saiki is soft like a girl"

Saiki is never shocked by anything because of his telepathy, but the expression that was plastered on his face was very much a shocked one.

"Are you okay buddy?" Asks nendo.
Saiki nods his head and ignores toritsuka.
Why are that idiots thoughts so loud... Saiki thought.

They really were loud. I guess since he was a medium, his thoughts overpowered others. Even teruhashi's.

Saiki decides to go to the bathroom and he will teleport home from there. He can't hear toritsuka's thoughts at home so it should be nice and quiet (ish).

'Where's saiki? Maybe i could trick him into helping me with something....
Oh shit SAIKI ARE YOU LISTENING????'

"Yes. Now shut up." Saiki responds telepathically
'Ahhh, sorry Saiki! Pretend you didn't hear anything...ha...'

Saiki ignores him and continues his walk to the restroom when he, of course, bumps into toritsuka.

"SAIKKIIIII DONT RUN!!"
It was too late and Saiki had already bolted out of there. He knew he would bump into toritsuka, but his only option was to go invisible which he couldn't do since toritsuka would still be able to see him.
His only choice was to run as fast as he could.

He made it to the stall and shut it behind him. He heard the bathroom door open and he immediately teleports home before he could figure out who it was.

Good grief. That sick pervert is always following me.
He uses his clairvoyance and looks at toritsuka who was in the bathroom looking for Saiki.

He speaks to him telepathically, "there's no way you will be able to find me in here. I left. Now what do you want?"

"Saiki!!!! Please I need your help!! Please!!!"

"Good grief. What do you need my help with now?"

"I can't explain it now. Can I come over after school?"

"No."

"PLEASSEEEEEE SAIKI!!!!"

Saiki seriously didn't want to hear what toritsuka wanted help with. He knew it would be spying on naked girls or something perverted like that.

Good grief. He seemed to say that a lot when toritsuka was involved. He knew he would still show up to his house even if he said no, he was just hoping his mom wouldn't be home when he did.

To saiki's luck, his mom was home when toritsuka knocked on the door. He was going to teleport somewhere that no one could find him but he knew he would have to feel his mother's wrath when he got back.

There was no escaping this, but maybe he could just ignore toritsuka until he left.

Toritsuka barges into saiki's room

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