Nikki: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill! Nikki: *looks around* ....Should I keep it? Jungwoo: Nikki, just do the right thing. Doyoung: And put in your bag. Jungwoo: No—
Yuta, Entering Taeil's room: Nikki did it again. Taeil: Peace disturbance? Yuta: What no- Taeil: Arson..? Yuta: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY- Taeil: uh....Attempted murder? Yuta: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
Nikki: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons! Johnny: Bet you I can! Taeyong: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
Nikki: I hate you sometimes. Jungwoo: Well according to this picture Jaehyun drew of us holding hands that's not true. Nikki: Jungwoo, you drew that. Jungwoo: It doesn't matter.
Jungwoo: Nikki learned how to fold origami penguins from Doyoung the other day. I told her, "I feel a little bad for the penguins, it's hot here", and the next day she put them in the fridge.
Nikki: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Nikki: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Doyoung: Make her pussy wet not her eyes. Jaehyun: Make his dick hard not his life. Jungwoo: Break her bed not her heart. Nikki: Play with her boobs not her feelings. Taeyong: Get on his dick not his nerves. Taeil: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
Jungwoo: So, Nikki is late today. Anyone wanna bet why? Jungwoo: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man. Taeyong: I don't know about that...I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank. Yuta: Take this more seriously! Nikki was clearly taken in their sleep! Taeil: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck. Johnny: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...? *Nikki arrives* Nikki: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank. Taeyong, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!
