mark: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? nikki: The final boss. renjun: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? mark: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
haechan: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. nikki: I went to the park today. haechan: There you go! I hope you got something from that. nikki: *opening their coat* This duck.
jaemin: How do you do that? nikki: I'm fearless. jisung: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. nikki: I'm mostly fearless.
nikki, to renjun: If you see jeno, give them this message *makes a neutral face* nikki: They'll know what it means. *later* renjun: oh, and nikki said to give you a message. renjun: *makes a neutral face* jeno: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
renjun: Why isn't the statue smirking at me? chenle: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it. haechan: Three of us saw it, chenle. How do you explain that? chenle: *points at nikki* Sleep deprivation. *points at haechan* Paranoia. *points at jaemin* Delusional personality disorder.
mark: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. nikki: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir's room because they are in love with them. renjun: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. haechan: Oh, to be the heir's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. jeno: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. jaemin: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir's personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.
jeno: nikki, you need to calm down. nikki, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
jaemin: You know you can die from that, right? nikki: *smoking a cigarette* That's the point. chenle: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up. jisung: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
nikki: Hey guys, I'm making french toast sticks in the oven. I'm gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over. *5 minutes later* haechan: nikki it's been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks. nikki: snnnzzzz... haechan:NIKKI YOUR STICKS!
