Skittles led the Gang to a large door that they'd never seen before. They watched in curiosity as he slowly opened it.
He flicked on a light and there it was;
The enemies' food storage.
Pico and the rest of the group stared in awe, not exactly knowing what to do. "You guys are just standing there you've seen God! Come on, go get some vengeance", Skittles snickered. Immediately, they dispersed, some casually walking in, others slowly taking in the first sheen of fluorescent light they've seen in weeks and others simply dashing around in sheer ecstasy. Pico gently opened a pack of jerky while ENA tore open a raw steak and instantly cooked it with their tazer-like claws, tearing into it. Salad Fingers found some fish and melon, so he was gently eating while Alien casually snacked on some chicken... an entire fucking chicken. Edd watched as Captain shocked a dead rat, both laughing with some jerky hanging out of their mouths as the dead thing just sorta flopped around. Blockhead happily dug into the chicken nuggets while Conscience raided the fruit aisle. Skittles found some pizza and wolfed it down, watching as everyone seemed to finally be at ease. "Thanks, bud... you have no idea how much this means to us. We haven't seen food in weeks!", Pico stated. Salad Fingers went off and found a large cut of steak. ENA approached at the same time as Cass approached, knowing it was gonna go down. "Yea-a-ah, we had a real problem till you showed up", Captain added.
An uproar of growling and cackling aired from the other side of the room.
"Bi-bite harder!! I'm trying to split it!!", Sal chuckled. "Well, it appears that we're fighting over food like wild animals!", ENA joked. "IT'S ONLY FAIR! WE'VE BEEN LIVING ON RATS, ENA. RATS!", Salad Fingers continued to howl in laughter, and the steak ripped down the middle as Cassandra cheered and cackled. The two fell back, still laughing. "You two sound like hyenas! Your relationship just gets weirder and weirder!", Pico laughed. ENA grabbed some seasoning as Salad Fingers stared with a fake-appalled face. "Uhh, why do you think we're so cl-close, gunslinger?", he snickered with a smug expression as ENA returned with salt and other items. Captain suddenly yelped as Alien threw a slice of ham at him, smacking him in the face. "Thaaank you~", Edd snickered, peeling the thrown item off and wolfing it. "We can't afford a food fight, dude. It would get us in an a-a-act-u-ual fight", Captain warned. "I know, I just thought the noise was funny", Alien rebutted. They heard footsteps approaching, grabbed as much as they could and bolted while snickering. "I FOUND THE CHEESE BALLS!!", Blockhead cackled repeatedly as he legit Naruto-ran down the halls. Conscience laughed as he struggled to keep up with him. "Heyheyhey, lookit", Sal snickered as he pulled out a baguette. "A faguette with a baguette", ENA snickered as Salad Fingers busted out laughing. Alien ran with a chain of sausage hanging out of both sides of his mouth as he cackled. Edd carried a bag of cola cans and small snacks while Pico and Captain carried different types of meat and high-fived. Skittles showed them to a large room.
"IN HERE, HURRY!", He laughed.
"FOOD HEIST SUCCESSFUL!", Alien laughed triumphantly. "Ey, brother, don't yell shit like that", Salad Fingers quickly advised. "OOP-", Edd snickered. "Alien will kill us all one day", ENA laughed. "I will not!", he responded. "Uh-huh... With your blind, stupid ass", Pico snickered. "OH, SHIT!", Captain loudly cackled. "SHHSHSHHSHH, SHUTTHEFECKEPP", Conscience quickly whisper-warned. "If you do not be quiet, we will all fucking die", he continued to laugh as Captain rolled his eyes. "I can literally throw you, Raggedy Andy", Captain snickered. "Oh, I'm sorry, I-I-", he worriedly stated as Captain felt instant regret. "Nononono, I was joking, I'm not gonna throw you, that shit almost k-i-i-illed you", he quickly explained.
"FORBIDDEN HOT POTATO", Blockhead suddenly blurted, causing Conscience to stare with an appalled face. He paused for a second, his eyes slightly moving before the thought replayed in his mind and he started uncontrollably wheezing with laughter. Blockhead snickered as he literally fell to his knees in hysterics. "I think he got some sugar", Captain whispered. "I DIDN'T, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS, I THINK I--", he wheezed. "Forbidden hot potato", Blockhead repeated smugly, causing Conscience to fall back, raising a hand to request help. "This is vengeance for calling me stupid for all those years", Blockhead smugly chuckled. "WAIT!! WAIT, STOP!!", Conscience shot back. Cassandra picked him up by the scruff of the neck, allowing him to stop and take a breath.
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TAKEOVER!: CONTINUED
FanfictionA continuation of TAKEOVER!: A Newgrounds AU Storyline; New characters, new adversaries, new events of body horror and emotional scenes... Just what may happen with this already dark and disturbing series of events?