𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝘽𝙨𝙙.

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟕: 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞!

Warnings: Dazai, Dazai being suicidal, Horrible Alpha joke, You are a total maniac and menace to society, Tanizaki siblings.

. . .

'...huh?'

"Kid. if you wanna curse someone, curse Dazai. Otherwise curse yourself for being wrongfully chosen by the staff." Says Kunikida with both arms crossed.

'Maybe not curse at all like a good kid? :)'

"It's just as he says Atsushi-kun. In other words this was a sort of entrance exam." Says Dazai, holding up a finger. ( it's giving 🤓☝️ lmao-)

A troubled look crosses over Atsushi. "Entrance...exam?"

"Exactly."

A new figure walks in. A beautiful bbg dilf- I mean, a handsome young (not) man with long silver hair, which ends just above his shoulder. Metallic blue eyes which appear to have wrinkled eyebags under them. Wearing a green yukata under a black haori with golden borders with a zigzag pattern, and zori with white tabi.

RŌMAJI
Fukuzawa Yukichi

KANJI
福沢 諭吉

Ability: All Men Are Equal (人上人不造ヒトノウエ二ヒトヲツクラズ | Hito no Ue ni Hito o Tsukurazu)

Atsushi looks over to the new voice while you were already starting to go simp mode.

"President." As soon as Kunikida calls the man 'president'-

"P-PRESIDENT!?"

'Atsushi, ily, but pls don't scream in my ears☹' *mentally sad noises*

"Dazai over there told me that we had two "capable youngsters". So I had your spirits tested out." The person, who you knew as 'Fukuzawa Yukichi', spoke.

"That's when Dazai opens his mouth. recommended you, but in some ways you're still a monster designated as a danger by the town. While [Name]-chan, isn't really a criminal or sort, but as she has never been seen in Yokohama, let alone any parts of it except just appearing before us that day. That means it is the agency's responsibility to keep an eye on her as well. We have already decided who will look after you."

'Wdym I'm def not sus :3'

Dazai continued, "And so, this is what the company decided to do."

"What's your verdict president?" Asked Kunikida.

The president looks at Atsushi with a stern gaze before closing his eyes. "They'll be under Dazai's care." And with that, he walks out the crowd.

"You passed!" Dazai beamed.

"yay." The voice came out so unenthusiastic that even the starting letter wasn't capital. Though, under the Ultimate skill, [ Poker Face ], you were dying of happiness.

".........." Atsushi didn't get paid enough for this- not that he ever even got paid. But hey, atleast he has a job now and he gets paid!

"M-meaning...you assessed what I can do, and I'll be working..."