When someone says something cryptic, and you ask them what they mean by it/what the point was, and they smirk like a little shit and walk away. WHY WOULD YOU?
"Check twitter."
"Ok, why?"
" [relevant person/band/whatever] tweeted something you might find interesting."
Do you honestly think I'm going to go through the trouble to open a new tab/open twitter when you could just tell me what the fuck is going on instead?
ALL. OF. MY. HATE.
