Green Day || The Band Escapes Jail!!!!!!!! || Fanficition

Choapter 1

Billie, Mike, and Tre were arrested the day earier dor bank robbery and apparent guiatr store robbery (even though cowboy hat man gave them that bass). Now, they sit in their cells in their ugly ass orange jumpsuits. So not punk so not cool.

"Ugh." Billie groansd. "When can we leave??" Mike pretended to check a watch on his wrust. "About an eternity. Remember?"
"NOOOO!!!!!" Billie sobbed. Mike rolled his eyes. Tre thought this was hilatious.
Bulle was crying abd ceying because he's a baby, and Muke was getting tired of it.
"Okay!!!!!!! No more fooling around!" Mike insusted loudly, so much the gaurds in the station were like "holy shit than man loud."
"We need to be smarty pants about this." Mike lowered hsi voixe so nobody would hear.

"How do we b smart??" Billie ascked.
"Good question. We plan!" Mike answered with a finge rpointed upwards.
"But last time we follwoeyour plan, we ended up ehere!" Tre pointed out. "We may b in mroe truble if we follow your ideas."

"I promsie this one will be reeeal good." Mike said. "We oughta get outta here, man.."
"WE KNOW." Billei and Te said in unison.

"Okay, how about we bring a weapon in here and shoot the gaurds?" Tre said. Mike and Bullie looked at him like he was stupid (we was stuoid)
"Youre stipid." Billie said, and stick out his tongue and Tre befause tre is dumb.

"How about we jump out the window?" Billie asked. They had this little widnow thingy in their cell, but it was too small for any of them to fit in!
"Dude, fhis window is too snall!!" Mike said angrily. Billie lwoered his head as if he was a dog tjat was caught peeing on the carptef.
"Aww." Billei pouted.

Mike sat on the bed with his forwarms on his thighs. "We gotta figure it out. We cannot spend eyernity in here!" Micheal was so right. And Bullei and Tres knew it.

"What if we start a riot?" Billie said queiotyl. That caught Three and Nike's attention.

"..Riot??" Tre asked quietuly. Billie nodded.
"We stRt a riot about how this jail sucks dookie pants. Then, we get away!! Somehow." Bullie said.
Tre and Mike looked at eaxh other. "You'recray cray!" Mike said and stuck out his tongue. Billie became VERY MAD because of that.
"Eww put your tongue back!!!!" Billie screamed. Tre and Mike exchanged concerned glances, but Mike kept his tongeu out.

Billie kept screeccing. Bilkie screeched for 45 minuted straight before pausing to breath.
"Huff! Huff! Goodness gracious! That is hard!" Billie huffed. He was very out of breath. I wonder why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Anyways- hiw would wr even start a riot?" Mike asked.

"Well, we are famos! We can be like yo, let us famous folk out. Booooommm!!!!" Billie clasps his grubby hands together.
"But wouldn't this jail thing make us less famous?" Tre pointed out.

"Tre, stop being smart. Youre stupoid." Mike smacked Tre.
"Aww wokay." Tre lowered his head sad.

"So, since we are famos, we cna get a riot to let Green Day out of jail. Maybe there are prisoners who like Green Day." Bullie explained. "Then, we get out! Somehow.. I dudnt think muh."

Mike contempletard this. He did like the idea of using his fame to get out...
"Hmmmm..."
Mike looked at Tre, who seemed to have no idea what to b thingking.

Mike decided to make rhe decision for the both of them, since Tre was obviously incapable of doing anything but stare at the wall with a dumb look on his face.
He put his fist againdt his palm.
"Let's do it!"