This is just an interlude. More Krelen after this chapter, so give me a damn break you stupid amoeba who read this vile book.
Bella Hadid, despite being famous and rich, was going to Anorexia High-school just like any other physically challenged teenage girl would. She was also tall as fuck, so she is a tall dom femme by my logic starting now.
"Where the fuck are the batteries to my gameboy?" Bella thought, wondering who just took her batteries. "Oh no. There could only be one person whod ever take my batteries...Her." Who was "Her" you might ask? Well...it was the notorious battery licking Bali Kanks.
"God dammit, Bali...one of these days im gonna pry my batteries out of your grimy hands. Mark. My. Words." The abnormally tall skinny legend looks around her classroom, and spots the battery thief. She also sees Luna Flores, but she's coming next chapter so stay tuned!
"Bali." Bella says this so ominously it made her gain weight, so now she weighs 67 pounds. The malnourished girl walks over to the battery lickin' country girl and glares dagger into her most likely brown eyes.
"...Howdy, Hadid." Bali sheepishly says, knowing damn well she got caught shovin' those batteries down her throat. Before you ask why Bali referred to Bella as Hadid, it's just because everyone and their mama refers to Bella as Hadid. Or rexxie.
"Give me my damn batteries!" Bella doesn't even wait for a response before she grabs the unusually wet and slippery batteries straight out of Bali's hands. But something was wrong...Suddenly, the skinny legend had the most grueling headache ever.
"Agh, my head...Did this country girl give me a headache telepathically?" Bali was able to do anything at this point, so the thought isn't off the plate just yet. But little did Bella know...a headache is one of the stage one Lyme disease symptoms.
"Oh no. Um, Bella....I-I have Lyme disease." Bali whispers, accidently giving Bella lyme disease. The abnormally skinny girl freezes and drops her batteries dramatically, as her jaw nearly unhinges because it dropped to the floor.
"You cannot be cereal." Bella mutters, trying not to beat the banjo out of Bali. Get it? Because she likes country music? Okay nevermind.
Bella Hadid, a famous star, has fucking lyme disease. The worst part? She can't even use her gameboy because her batteries had the battery acid drained by Bali. How horrible can her life get? Wow, its so hard being a conventionally attractive and rich woman in this world.
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Handicapped Love (Helen Keller x Kristen Stewart)
FanfictionWho knew a sexy beautiful anorexic Bisexual could fall for the blind and deaf special ed pilgrim girl? Me. Because I wrote this. Read this or I will touch you inappropriately. ❤
