You must be wondering who the surrogate is. Well....It's Shane Dawson. He was the perfect man to bear two lesbians child.
Kristen turns on her flip phone, and dials 203-606-3614. "Please pick up.." The short masc pleads quietly.
"Hello? Who is this?" A familiar voice reverberates throughout the jail cell. "Its me. Anna Rexia." Kristen jokes, smiling at the same time.
"You're not fucking funny, Kristen. But what do you need? I am quite busy....with my cat right now." Well that sounds MAD suspicious. Kristen raises an eyebrow, but doesn't press on the topic of his cat. "Well...I told you about Helen and I, correct? W-Well, we want to have a baby. You've always wanted to get pregnant, so I was just wondering..." Kristen speaks into the phone, but is abruptly interrupted by Shane on the other line.
"OH MY GOD! Yes! I will happily bear your kid, Krissy! This is literally my dream. And fetish..." Shane mutters that last part under his breath, and Kristen's eyes widen a little. "Eh, he was probably joking."
He wasn't.
Timeskip to 32 hours later....
"PUSH, Shane! Push!" Kristen encourages him, trying to get him to push that damn baby out. "Ah, FUCK! It feels so good...I-I mean, painful!" Shane nearly moans, but he pretends it's out of pain and not pleasure. Helen tries encouraging him too.
"W-Water!!!!" Helen yells, earning some weird looks from the doctors. "Is she okay, or..." One of the doctors whisper to the other. Kristen narrows her eyes at the gossip girl doctors (get it?) and gives them a dirty look. The doctors mutter a sorry, and get back to helping Shane.
"C'mon Shane! You can do this." Kristen yells again, and even presses down on his stomach which definitely just gave the baby brain damage. Maybe blindness too, but thats just because Helen is a blind bitch.
7 hours of excruciating yet arousing labor later....
Shane yells like a goose, and the baby is finally out. Kristen looks at the baby, and smiles. "You look just like your mother." The short masc exclaims, feeling so happy. "Kara, that baby looks ugly as FUCK." One of the short doctors yells and laughs, gripping the doctor who's name is most likely Kara. "Oh my god, Luna. You can't say that shit!" Kara smacks Doctor Flores (ignore the alias change) and scolds her.
Kristen simply ignores the faggots, and proceeds to kiss her newborn baby that just came out of a man. Helen has zero idea on what's going on, but she can feel a vibration...Could that be a rose toy, or tears? "W-Water?" Helen panicks a little, but is immediately soothed by the weirdly built baby put in her arms.
"She looks just like you, Hel." Kristen communicates to Helen, by sign language. That's probably the sweetest thing out of this book. Helen smiles and presses her head to the baby's. She misses once again, but that doesn't matter because this is a sweet moment.
For now...
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Handicapped Love (Helen Keller x Kristen Stewart)
ФанфікиWho knew a sexy beautiful anorexic Bisexual could fall for the blind and deaf special ed pilgrim girl? Me. Because I wrote this. Read this or I will touch you inappropriately. ❤
