𝗧𝗼𝗸𝘆𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 [𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤]

𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗳,𝗗𝗶𝗹𝗳𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗛𝘆𝗴𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗲 𝗢𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗣𝗧.𝗜𝗜

𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒::Alfred look konda😍

                          𝗧𝗼𝗸𝘆𝗼 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀❤︎

𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫
Damn Miss L/n really don't like men...

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧
I told you yet you ignored me

𝐘/𝐧
It's not that bad man up

𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫
Your mom is literally standing at the reception with brass knuckles and she wont let me near you

𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢
Reiner honestly thats sounds like a you problem...
Now back to the main issue at hand why is 32 in 1 shampoo bad??

𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐚
Lord help me.

𝐀𝐤𝐤𝐮𝐧
Is that even a valid question

𝐄𝐦𝐦𝐚
Yes its bad

𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐲
How though?

𝐓𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐮
Soap costs like a thousand yen, go buy it and wash your ass with it
And don't come near my house before that

𝐇𝐚𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐢
What he said

𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲
7 in 1 is better tho ngl

𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢
Hange smells like hot titan ass and wet horse but they probably smell better than you.

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧
Didn't your grandpa throwout your 7 in 1 shower gel

𝐄𝐦𝐦𝐚
Yeah he burned that shit

𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲
I got my ways

𝐘/𝐧
Which one if you dickheads broken into my hospital room?

𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢
Uhm no one?

𝐘/𝐧
Quit playing, Connie bae that you?

𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫
What did we say about calling my coworkers bae😒

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞
That is not me I'm babysitting Naoto

𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐚
Naoto is literally a cop why you baby sittting him💀

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞
This dude got drunk and drove his car into my illegal farm

𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐚
Imma pretend I never read any of that

𝐘/𝐧
Hello? Whose buff ass is in my hospital room😟

𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫
Call the popo

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧
The what😭

𝐘/𝐧
Nevermind he's lowkey hot🥰

𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞
What if they came to steal you organs??

𝐘/𝐧
I'll let him rearrange em before he take em😍like a little mind game

𝐘𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐡𝐚
I swear if its some old ass mf-

𝐘/𝐧

Like aint he so fine😍 but this dumbass didnt care that I just took a pic of him

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐮
They got alzheimer's

𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐮
Y/n baby...thats Takeomi

𝐘/𝐧
We in-laws now

𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢
Y/n 😟

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮
Yall should've let me slice them when I had the chance

𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫
Touch them and you'll find your balls hanging from the ceiling the next morning

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮
Damn...

𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢
Imma start using that

𝐘/𝐧
Thats my husband🤭

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧
Thats just...wow

𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐲𝐚
I go offline for one day and come back to this

𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐨𝐦𝐢
I swear the anesthesia got Y/n

𝐏𝐚𝐡-𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐧
Why yall tryna hang each other by the balls💀

𝐇𝐚𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐢
Idk ask them

𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐲𝐚
So Nahoya got arrested...

𝐓𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐮
For??

𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐲𝐚
Shoving a 2L coke bottle up someone's ass for calling him ice spice

𝐘/𝐧
You know I kinda see it

𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐲𝐮
Right😭

𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲::𝖢𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖩𝖩𝖪 𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗄 𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝖨 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗇'𝗍 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗃𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝖻𝗎𝗒𝖺 𝖺𝗋𝖼 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨'𝗆 𝖺𝗅𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗈 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌𝖾 𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗐𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝗒 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝖨 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖽𝖺𝗒, 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝗈 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝖨 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗀𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗌𝗅𝗈𝗐𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖾.

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