𝗧𝗼𝗸𝘆𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 [𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤]

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗼𝗼𝗽-

𝖭𝗈 𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍🧍🏾‍♀️(𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾)

𝗧𝗼𝗸𝘆𝗼 𝗣𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀<3

𝐘/𝐧
Yall are never going to believe what I saw...

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧
What'd you see??

𝐘𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐡𝐚
Yeah??

𝐏𝐞𝐡-𝐘𝐚𝐧
I swear if this some dumb shit...

𝐘/𝐧
I WAS WALKING PAST SOME APARTMENT COMPLEX AND I HAPPEN TO WALK PAST WHERE BAJI'S MOMMA AND MY MOMMA LIVE TOGETHER

𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐲𝐮
Okay?

𝐘/𝐧
AND I SAW OUR MOMS GOING AT IT BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW LIKE-

𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧
Oh my...

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧
The way I choked-

𝐄𝐦𝐦𝐚
I forgot that yall step-siblings now💀

𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐨𝐦𝐢
Who's so unfortunate to be Y/n's step sibling

𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢
Me, save a brother😔🙏

𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐲
There's no saving you from Y/n's grip:(

𝐘/𝐧
Edward don't try me...takemitchi you next

𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢
You runnin yo mouth wayyy to much for an adult named Wolfgang??🤨

𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐚
WOLFGANG!?

𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐲𝐚
Just saved your number as wolfgang

𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐲𝐚
Oh honey...that's

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞
WOLFGANG WOOF WOOF

𝐏𝐚𝐡-𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐧
What the hell-

𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫
90% of my hometown is filled with with white people and that is the whitest name ever

𝐍𝐚𝐡𝐨𝐲𝐚
JIT'S NAME IS WOLFGANG💀🙏

𝐘/𝐧
Yall aint funny okay😭

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧
What were your parents thinking💀

𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐨𝐦𝐢
Plot twist, they weren't

𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲
So guys... *sends attachment*

𝐖𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐚
Is that...

𝐄𝐦𝐦𝐚
MIKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE HAITANI BROTHERS

𝐘/𝐧
BITCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN ROPONGI!?

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧
fucking hell...

𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲
I just ran into them and they gave me buttloads of doroyaki😍

𝐏𝐞𝐡-𝐘𝐚𝐧
You'll be dearly missed or whateva

𝐇𝐚𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐢
Bro said "Or whateva"😭😭

𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐮
I hate that contortionist of man💀

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮
Rin??

𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐲𝐚
The head injuries I suffered cause of them

𝐇𝐚𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐢
Main reason why I ran him over

𝐘𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐡𝐚
That's why you lost your drivers license dumbass😒