Fairy Tail: One-Shots!

Sick! (ElfGreen)

"YOUR ALL GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!?!" A woman's voice was heard throughout the streets of Magnolia, leading to the most destructive guild in all of Fiore, Fairy Tail.

"W-We're sorry!?" Two males voices were heard in unison. 

As we go into the guild, everything was in a state of confusion and down right fear. Tables were all around the place, guild members hiding in corners, excluding some who weren't effected by the bone chilling and death glares. Two men ran around the guild, trying to run away from the rage filled woman. Her long scarlet hair blew in her killer and magical aura while the men coward.

"Oh my, it looks like they done it again." Said a sweet voice that came from a woman.

"NATSU!? GRAY?! YOUR GOING TO DIE!?" The scarlet haired woman screamed.

"WE'RE SORRY!? WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN?!" Natsu and Gray yelled in unison.

"Aw come on Erza. How about tomorrow we go the cake's shop and buy you all the cake you want." Said a blonde haired women, regretting what she had said, but not wanting her idiot partner and the stripper to die. 'There goes my rent money..' She thought.

Erza stopped where she was and looked at the blonde woman. Her aura changed from deadly to sweet and happy as a smile plastered upon her face.

"Thank you Lucy?! I will forever be grateful?!" Erza screamed in joy as she crushed Lucy in a bone breaking hug, making her wince in pain.

"N-No problem." Said a pained Lucy as she gave the two men a, "you-two-so-owe-me" glare, making them get up and bow repeatedly.

"FIGHTING IS MANLY?! YOU TWO NEED TO BE A REAL MAN?!" Yelled a husky voice.

"Can't you stop talking about being a real man for once?!" Screamed a annoyed female.

"NO BECAUSE A REAL MAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT BEING A MAN?!" Yelled the man again.

"Well it's driving me crazy!?" Screamed the woman with a sigh. She took her fan and wacked the man repeatedly.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! What the hell is with you ow woman?!" Screamed the man in pain.

"Shut up Elfman?! Just shut up!?" Yelled the woman as she kept hitting him.

"Ohh~ A lovers fight! Evergreen don't be so mean to your lover~" Said Bickslow.

"WE ARE NOT LOVERS?!" Yelled a blushing Evergreen and Elfman.

The went back to bickering and fighting, making a long white haired woman smirk. She went into the guilds kitchen and grabbed a secret box only she knew about. Then took out a green little bottle with liquid inside.

"A liquid that will make anyone sick to their stomachs. Elfman will get sick, Evergreen will take care of him, making him finally realize that they are meant to be together. And then the baby making will start. Oh! All the cute babies that will be in the guild!" The woman said with a evil grin. She started making some huge platters of meat, dripped the liquid on the meat, and put seasonings to hide the smell.

"MIRAJANE!!! WHERE'S MY FOOOOOD!!!" Yelled Elfman with a growling stomach.

"Coming?!" Mirajane yelled as she brought him a huge platter of meat, making Natsu lick his lips.

"Can I have some?!" Natsu yelled.

"NO!?... Um I mean, I will make you some fire chicken instead." Mirajane said as she went back to the kitchen to cook Natsu his food.

Elfman started gobbling up his food, claiming only a real man eats like this, much to Evergreen's displeasure and dislike, who slowly and calmly ate her salad. Elfman then patted his enlarged anime like belly, letting out a huge and un-civilized burp, causing Evergreen to look at him in utter disgust.