(written by my tired asf friend) (Warning: it got weird)
It was a dark and horny night... Zero and Sigma and Daddy Smurf and Freddy Fazbear rolled up to Mario's house They enter the house and Sigma says "guys lets go play hide and seek" And then like, Zero's like "aight bbgs im gonna count" and then like everyone skedaddles and hides and then Zero's like "ready or not here i c(u)ome" and then he zestily skips over to the bathroom and sigmas in the bathroom Zero's like "hey bbg i found ya" and then he gives him a big sloppy woppy kiss and then they like, they get on all fours and crawl over to the kitchen And zero's like "come out come out where ever you are!!!!!! :3" in a high pitched voice and then sigma opens the cabinet and Mario's curled up in the cabinet and he goes all "mama mia you found me!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1111!1!1" and then zero and sigma give him a biiiiiigggggg sloppy woppy kiss And then they walk outside like normal people and they're all like "HMMMMMMMMMM......... where could freddy fazballs be????" But very britishly They look up at the roof and freddy fazbear is all like "hor hor hor hor hor" And everyone is like "Oh my god!" And Mario's like "ummmm guys? Where's Daddy Smurf????" And then they like continue walking outside the house and they see a bush but then like they see a little thingy— a little blue person and then... Freddy Fazbear's like "OH MY GOD!!!! ITS DADDY SMURF!!!!!!" In a high pitched voice Daddy Smurf emerges from the bushes. "𝒜𝒰ℛ 𝒩𝒜𝒰ℛ！！！！！" They all pick up Daddy Smurf and give them a biiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggg slopph woppy kiss!!!!!!! :3 And then they go to the bedroom and they lock the door And then like, like... they put daddy smurf on the bed and they put him in handcuffs
AND THEN THEY GANGBANGED HIM (parajin's words: WTF????)
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(Pictured: Parajin on the other side of the call.)
Theyre all moaning and stufd and Daddy Smurf is all like "𝒜𝒪ℋ ℳ𝒜𝒴 𝒢𝒜𝒲𝒟！！！！ And sigma's like "you like that bbg" and he starts GROWLING And then Mario's like "mama mia! i better get out of here!" and hes running to the door but then zero grabs him by the neck and says "Where are you going, little Italian boy?" And then Zero pins him to the bed and POUNDS INTO HIM Eventually they all lay on the floor and mario is butt booty naked They all cum THE END
