"Bunny girl got a gun"

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(By my friend)
(Warning: oh my god)
Freddy Fazballs, Sigma, Zero, Mario, Daddy Smurf, and their babies hear gunshots from downstairs. Sigma, being the "Zero-and-a-half tall" man he is, goes downstairs and sees the little bunny girl shooting up the place with carrots. The carrots are guns. They have carrot bullets.
And then little bunny girl shoots sigma in his big fat bald head. He tumbled down the stairs like MARI from OMORI.
And then... uh... Zero goes downstairs and sneaks up behind the bunny girl and grabs her by the neck.
And then he throws her in the fridge. And he runs away.
And then like little bunny girl opens the fridge door and falls on her face trying to get out. Everyone else c(u)omes downstairs and then... um, Mario and Daddy Smurf throw their babies at the bunny girl and she shoot's both of them. And then they use a frying pan to attack the bunny girl... but she shoots them with her carrot guns. BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE. CARROTS WERE EVERYWHERE. THE BUNNY GIRL DOES A DEVIOUS LAUGH. And then she skips out the house. And then the bunny girl find zero... AND BITES HIM. IN HIS FACE.
And then, Zero whips out his Z-Saber. And now he's having a very epic battle with the bunny girl. And then she SHOOTS ZERO. And before she leaves she throws a carrot bomb at the house and then she hops into her cat cruiser and drives away.
The end. NOT YET!!

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