(Written by my friend) (Warning: it's even weirder)
It was a bright and not so horny day!! They all wake up on Mario's bedroom floor. Mario and Daddy Smurf run to the bathroom and fucking throw up. Mario is like "mama mia! let me take a pregnancy test!" and daddy smurf says "𝓁ℯ𝓉 𝓂ℯ 𝑔ℯ𝓉 ℴ𝓃ℯ 𝓉ℴℴ 𝒷𝒷𝑔" They piss on them. The pregnancy tests come back positive. Mario's all like "mama mia! i be pregnant!" And Daddy Smurf says "𝒷𝓁𝓊𝒹 𝒾 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓁 𝒾𝓂 𝓅𝓇ℯ𝑔𝓃𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉ℴℴ" So then they walk out the bathroom and they're doing that one anime girl pose. And then like, In unison: "guys we're pregnant" Shocktest face And then like, Zero, Freddy Fazbear, and Sigma, they're all like: "OAH MAY GAWD! YOURE PREGNANT?" And they all argue about who the father is And then while they're arguing they hear a knock at the door. Sigma opens the door. ITS IRIS OF REPLIFORCE ZERO STARTS FANGIRLING and then Iris is like "What are you guys doing here?" And then she sees the pregnancy tests. "Oh my god! You guys are pregnant??" Then they like... Mario and Daddy Smurf shyly look away. Iris starts yelling at Zero— "OHMYGOSH!! Did you get them pregnant?!" She throws a punch at the red reploid. And then another. SHES BEATING HIM Then like Mario uses his Italian magic to get rid of Iris. Now she's dead againWHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR um and then like or like... THEY GO TO THE DOCTORS. They pull up and Sonic zooms around the corner and says: "Ayo im your doctor" They all follow Sonic So like, Mario and Daddy Smurf lay on the hospital bed. Sonic's like "Let me call my buddy shadow" And then like... yeah, Shadow. Shadow pulls up, and he's like "ohmygod, yall fat lmao" and Sonic says "nah bruh they preggy AND they givin birth rn" Mario's pushing it out like "GRRRRRRRRHRHJFJRJEKAKEJHFJFICJ" and Daddy Smurf's also going all "𝒢𝒢𝒢𝒢ℛℛℛℛℛℛℛℛ𝒥ℱ𝒥ℱ𝒥𝒥ℱ𝒥𝒟𝒦𝒮𝒦ℛ𝒥ℱ𝒩𝒞𝒩𝒟𝒦" and then shadow's with Mario and he's like "omg guys i see the head and blonde hair lol" and then Sonic's with Daddy Smurf and he's like "oh look it's a brown bald baby" And then they shoot out. They hit the wall like boomerangs and land in their arms. Zero walks over to Mario and says "ohmygosh the baby has blonde hair and a blonde mustache and blue eyes and it's wearing overalls" and then sigma Freddy fazbear walk over to daddy smurf and they says "omg it's a brown baby with a bald head wearing pants and it has blue eyes" and they're all like "oh my god our babys are so beautiful"
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(Please kill me lol)
Shadow like... rolls over and he goes all like "yalls babies ugly" and he dips. Sonic despawns.
They pull up to they house (not a typo) and then they walk in and they see a rabbit girl eating carrots off the floor. They like... "Ohmygod! Tis be thy bunny!!" And then like uh the bunny girl hops away to raid the fridge of more carrots. And then like, they go to their rooms with their new babies. And they sit on their little beds... and go night night. And then while their sleeping the bunny girl takes over the whole house. The little rabbit girl has a machine gun now. Uh... ermmmm... THE END TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER THREE
