A/N: This story is a work of fiction and somewhat involves the main story. Every character involved in any sexual activities is 20+. This is obviously a harem story with many clichés. If you aren't anti-cringe enough to read then I recommend you don't. If you do, then enjoy. ------------------------------------------------------------------
Death. A concept a living creature can escape. Even a badass like this man.
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Helltaker:"Whew. Where am I?"
He looks around to see a firey hell scape with people falling out of the air.
Helltaker:"Hmmm... I'm in Hell... Which means my dream can become real!! Hahaha- Ahhhhh!!!"
Not long after he began to laugh an unlikely part-timer lands at just the angle to hit him off the cliffedge. The part-timer rubs his head and looks around.
True Helltaker:"Owie. Where am I?"
He looks around and turned pale.
True Helltaker:"Am I in Hell!?"
This Helltaker is kinda of a wuss who was panicking a little.
Helltaker:"How did I end up here?! Surely I wasn't that evil!? M-Maybe I can escape."
Helltaker was jogging away, unaware of what he's done in search of escape.
Helltaker:"Surely there's an escape, right? I mean there has to be. Like in a videogame."
Just as he cleared a corner his heart nearly popped out of his chest. He saw a Demon walking away.
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And she had a p■■t ass. He almost fell over when he saw it. He had to lean against a rock and breath. But it seems his luck wasn't as good as he thought. For when he saw it the Demon felt eyes on her. She turned and saw Helltaker catching his breath after almost choking on air.
???:"What are you doing here?"
Helltaker:"Gah!"
Helltaker jumped back to see the female demon looking at him through her glasses.
Helltaker:"A demon needs glasses?"
???:"What, you think all demons have good eyes?"
Helltaker:"...Yeah."
Pandemonica:"Hmm. My name is Pademonica, Hell's Customer Service. How may I help you?"
Helltaker:"Oh...um... honestly I didn't think I'd make it this far."
Pandemonica:"Neither did I. Especially without coffee."
Helltaker:"Coffee?"
Pademonica:"Yeah. How else do you think I go on?"
Helltaker checks his pockets to see if by the off chance he had any of his items from before his death. He feels a round object in his pocket and seems surprised. He takes it out to show a piece of candy.
Helltaker:"Um, here."
She looks at the piece of candy and takes it.
Pandemonica:"What is it?"
Helltaker:"Coffee candy. I know it isn't like the real thing, but I helped when I had to work."
Pandemonica pays attention to his attire to see a low paying worker outfit. She was somewhat doubtful but ate the candy anyway. Once the taste hit her she moaned.
Pandemonica:"That's good~."
Helltaker:*chuckles* "Yeah? I got more if you want them?"
Pandemonica:"Yes please. It even gave me some energy."
She happily took the rest of what he had and ate another one.
Helltaker:"Seems like you've gotten energetic too."
She smiles and gets in his face.
Pandemonica:"What a mistake you made. Giving me coffee only made me dangerous you know?"
Helltaker:"...Are you gonna kill me?"
She only laughs and backs away.
Pandemonica:"Not anymore I will! But since you helped me I suppose I can help you. What is your request?"
Helltaker:"Mind joining me in escaping?"
Pandemonica:"Escaping this place." *giggles* "Why not. Your pain and suffering might bring me amusement."
Pandemonica has joined the party
Helltaker:"Well, since we're together as partners now you mind helping me leave this place now?"
Pandemonica:"Why not. I can show you the only way to get out. But, it'll be tough. Hope your ready, Part-timer." -----------------------------------
A/N: I will warn you the chapter to get the girls will be short but after they leave hell they'll be longer.
