Hinata Discovers Kagehina Fanfics

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SUMMARY:     Pro volleyball players Hinata and Kageyama discover that there are fanfics about them on ao3. Hinata ends up reading them obsessively and sharing the stories with his boyfriend. Kageyama is equal parts confused and horrified. Shenanigans ensue. Hinata gets ideas. Kageyama is whipped. It's all crack and games until someone gets in a sexy bunny costume.

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Tags/CW: Crack, Established relationship, Implied sexual content, Explicit language, Sexy bunny costume, Referenced a/b/o dynamics, Clueless Kageyama Tobio, Yandere Hinata Shoyo, Implied Top Hinata Shoyo, Implied Bottom Kageyama Tobio, Kageyama Tobio is a baby girl, Pro Volleyball Player Hinata Shoyo, Pro Volleyball Player Kageyama Tobio

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Hinata is in the locker room after a particularly tough match against EJP. He is sore, his legs are tired, and he just wants to get home and call his boyfriend. Usually, he is all for sticking his nose into the locker room chatter, but right now he's zoning out a bit as he dries off from his shower, trying to plan dinner and doing mental calculations of when he can call Tobio.

He is pulled from his thoughts by Bokuto's loud, obnoxious roar of laughter.

"What's going on?" he asks, curiosity getting the better of him. He approaches where Atsumu is sitting on the bench with Sakusa looking over his shoulder, his glare more deadly than usual.

Bokuto looks absolutely gleeful. "Tsum-Tsum found fanfics about him and Omi on ao3!"

"What?"

Sakusa straightens with a sour look on his face and turns back to his locker. Atsumu answers. "I was on ao3 and I did a search for myself."

"Why?" Hinata asks.

"Because he likes to remind himself he's famous enough to have people write fictional stories about him," Sakusa throws over his shoulder.

Atsumu just chuckles. "So anyway, I did a search and found, like, thousands of stories about me and Omi!"

"What? Seriously??" Hinata asks, now thoroughly invested in the conversation.

"Yeah! It's fucking crazy. They call us Sakuatsu. There are stories about how we get together, or are friends with benefits, or just meet and fuck. Or, like, we get married and have kids. Or these alternate universes where we're alpha and omega, or royalty or mermaids or yakuza. It's bizarre!"

"Who else is on there? Am I?" Hinata asks.

"I don't know. I didn't look," Atsumu says as if it's the most obvious thing in the world that he would not have thought to look up his friends and teammates on the same site.

Sakusa snorts, "Of course not. You're a self-centered bastard."

"Look me up!" Hinata insists, ignoring Sakusa and sitting down next to Atsumu to peer at his phone as if he's a puppy about to get a treat.

Atsumu does as he's asked. The search takes a minute to type in, but then both men's eyes go wide.

"Holy, fuck, Sho-kun!"

"Oh, my God. That's... that's crazy."

"What?" asks Bokuto, curious but unable to see the screen.

"There's more stories on here about Sho-kun and Tobio-kun than me and Omi."

"No way!" Bokuto exclaims in his typically too-loud voice. "Check me next!"

Atsumu does as he's told and pulls up Bokuto's stats. Hinata stands and stops paying attention. He is amazed and dumbfounded (not that that takes too much) that there are thousands of stories about him and Kageyama. He wonders if they are similar to what Atsumu said his and Omi's stories are about. It all seems so surreal and bizarre. Suddenly, he has a burning desire to see what people have written about him and his boyfriend.