Dear Beloved Owner,
What-? This is your portable bed, or, as you call it, hat? Well it appears that I am sitting inside it, therefore you will not get it back. Hey! I said you won't get it back! Don't make me bite you! *sigh* Mind you, I was here and had it first. You cant just take it! I was only going to sleep in it for a few hours too, so you can wait.
I don't even see why you need it so badly. What, are you going to put it on your head? Oh. You are? Will that's weird, it's not suppose to be used like that. Its used for sleeping silly. Oh wait, how would you fit in it? Oh well. Goodnight. You can have it after and do whatever it is you humans do with my portable bed.
Love,
Cheeto.
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Cat Letters
HumorCat Letters is a series where I write about an event with my two cats (sometimes both in one story) although its their point of view on the letter. I hope they turn out funny and that you can enjoy them! My cats: --------------------- Koko - 10 year...
