Dear Peasants,
My, what is this thing you've brought home? I mean, I know it's a kitten, but still! It runs around and bites a lot! It's just so weird! You call it Cheeto, and let it drink out of my water bowl. My water bowl! Sometimes, it even eats out of my food bowl! Let me repeat, my food bowl! I don't understand why you get mad at me when I swat him away, who could ever want that little pest around you? Sure, you do. But my point still stands. He trys to cuddle with me! Ugh, it follows me too!
I don't know where you found this thing, or why you decided to bring it home, but I wish you didn't. Like, how do you find that ankle biting thing cute? If anything I'm cute!
Love your annoyed cat,
Koko
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Cat Letters
HumorCat Letters is a series where I write about an event with my two cats (sometimes both in one story) although its their point of view on the letter. I hope they turn out funny and that you can enjoy them! My cats: --------------------- Koko - 10 year...
